Dickipedia: Leprechauns

Dickipedia:

Leprechauns are mythological creatures inhabiting the island of Ireland, faerie folk, and dicks.

According to lore, the leprechaun is often a cobbler who is prone to mischief and keeps a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow.

While American folk storytellers created, for example, the myths of Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, and Ronald Reagan, the Irish take pride in tales of midget shoemakers who bury gold in a location that can be spotted by anyone with the ability to look up.

It is unclear why leprechauns won't give us their gold, but they appear to be holding out on us simply because they are a bunch of dicks.

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Comments

[Whinger]

03:53 PM on 03/17/2009

Allow me to introduce Sean and Seamus, George W's military advisors!

[vesaversa1]

12:11 PM on 03/17/2009

Republicans , Bankers , leprekauns are all the same .

[mouselion]

10:57 AM on 03/17/2009

Here's mine. Leprechaun, that is.

http://photos.ericreaganstudio.com/LargePhoto.aspx?PhotoId=5734810

[Dredd]

09:38 AM on 03/17/2009

Oops ... you forgot to put this in the AIG business section ...

[discourse jockey]

09:43 PM on 03/16/2009

Just stating this once, hoping against all business ties: I despise the occasional Dickpedia link.

When I'm in the mood for some serious lulz (usually right after a fap, like right now), I consult the one and only Encyclopedia Dramatica.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com