Joe The Plumber Tells Conservatives: "I'm Horny"

Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny," declared Joe.

Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual "DisHonors" Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups. But the "horny" declaration didn't go over too well, according to the Washington Post.

Buzz immediately commenced.

"Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?" ...

After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the "token redneck" and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News' Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.

Since debuting during the presidential campaign as the face of an "average Joe," Wurzelbacher has kept himself busy, talking strategy with conservative groups and doling out criticism for RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

"Unfortunately, we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it," Wurzelbacher said. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't."

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Comments

[BEHM777]

My stopwatch must be broken. It seems to be stuck on 00:14:59:99!

[S1m0n]

He's heard that Megan McCain can't get a date.

[Fernando]

Conservatives:

If Joe says this...
"Oh, good old Joe, he is so funny and irrepressible. A welcome breath of fresh air to the party!"

If a liberal had said this:
"There they go again, inappropriately talking about sex on TV. Liberals are destroying our family values! Think of the children!"

[ragefortruth]

I agree. It amazes me that this person from no place, and a guy going no where with his stupidity can say anything. He's just like most other republicans empty and clueless.

[Cye]

Right on. Just like single motherhood (a la Bristol Palin), when a Republican does it, its a virtue. When a liberal does it, its a vice.

[Bubba Gump]

Let's see ... compare Joe the Plumber with Bill Clinton. Joe gets laughs. Bill gets impeached! Yes, Fernando, you made the right call!

[Treeske]

THE REPUBLICANS DESERVE HIM!

[dimplesmile7]

If the re-impotents stop inviting this guy to all of their events and giving him a voice, they would not have to defend this nuisance. Thank for the laugh JTP and GOP you know how to pick them!

[JeanMerilynSimmons]

Joe's an embarrassment to the Grand Old Party, but as for him not paying his taxes, Tim Geithner didn't either.

[GoldenAgeMaster]

I love seeing folks on the left hate so much!

[cobraxus]

this isn't hate it's hilarity.

[SteveDenver]

It's beyond hilarity, it's analysis.

[Zengeist]

Because it's all you know, that's all you see.

[Pennsanic]

Think of us as hammers. Joe the P is just one big shiny headed nail.

[petef59]

Dumb AND horny. God bless America. Really,please,we need help.

[keepemhonest]

Pete - Awesome post

[4evryoung]

Mom's lock your daughters!

Hasn't he earned enough to buy himself a decent suit?

Every time Cons trot this guy out independents move fiurther to the right.

[tatianalensky]

science has made such amazing progress. Quite astounding.

[truthynesslover]

How low can you go?
Oh right these are the republicans.

[KillBillV2]

That made me laugh

[KillBillV2]

HAHAHA!!! HE'S FUNNY!

I mean HE'S HORNY!

[alanearth]

The blind leading the blind.

[copestir]

With all the problems facing working Americians, this is what he represents. GO AWAY!