Joe The Plumber Tells Conservatives: "I'm Horny"

Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny," declared Joe.

Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual "DisHonors" Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups. But the "horny" declaration didn't go over too well, according to the Washington Post.

Buzz immediately commenced.

"Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?" ...

After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the "token redneck" and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News' Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.

Since debuting during the presidential campaign as the face of an "average Joe," Wurzelbacher has kept himself busy, talking strategy with conservative groups and doling out criticism for RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

"Unfortunately, we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it," Wurzelbacher said. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't."

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Comments

[Oonagh]

Much more info than anyone needs to know... keep talking Joe, you are going to bury yourself...

[lmnop13]

lmnop13 wants to tell Joe thePlumber,
I'm gonna throw up.

[MadamDeal]

I wonder what Nancy Reagan would think about that!

Better still, what would Barry Goldwater have said about that?

[iblog]

ewww....Haha!

[chaselv413]

Boy, those Republicans must be really proud

[WhatMatters]

The GOP circus has so many "entertaining" stars. It's hard to tell who the headliner is -- Rush, Steele, Bachmann, Cantor, Palin, Boehner, Hannity, Malkin, McConnell or good ole Joe! Their tent is quickly falling in on them!

[Begbie]

Joe, you said you were about to buy that plumbing business back in the fall...did Obama's presidency stop you from your goals or being the GOP's "token redneck" is your new business..

[macintoshsauce]

Joe The Plumber Tells Conservatives: "I'm Horny"

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

[greatlardini]

"The sheep treaded easily that night, with one eye looking over their shoulders."

[angelsea]

Well played!

[dspencer3491]

Wow. Lol

[LITU]

The party of the unintelligentsia has another witty mouthpiece, and they don't get it. I wonder why?

[slobone]

Gordon Liddy, Ed Meese, and Brit Hume? Who wouldn't be horny!!!!!!

[Passenger57]

Add Joe and you've got a Mount Rushmore of horny there!

[BillMelater]

Nothing but class...

[Venicedread]

That's about the most intelligent thing I've ever heard him say.
At least there's probably some truth to it.

[6bd]

Would love to tuck that one aside for the next election cycle, as well as the Colbert Report's Steele rap.
Family value party.......I think not.

[StillIRise]

Republicans have so much class:

Joe the Plumber
Rush Limbaugh
Sarah Palin
Michael Steele
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity

How proud they must be!

[JakeHanson]

The list goes on!

George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney
Bobby Jindal
Todd Palin

Maybe I'll have a nightmare tonight that will inspire more names...

[miltonista]

well... they're way better than:

Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Barney Frank
Chris Dodd
Chuck Schumer
and yes,
Barack Obama

These people are in positions of power where they are actually causing harm.

[pghperson]

miltonista, what planet do you reside on? I don't think it's Earth.

[JakeHanson]

I don't think you can sanely compare the acts of war criminals who have killed hundreds of thousands to anyone else representing the US.

[jOke]

brainwashed..