Joe The Plumber Tells Conservatives: "I'm Horny"

Joe the Plumber -- real name Samuel Wurzelbacher -- told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

"God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny," declared Joe.

Wurzelbacher had taken the stage to a standing ovation at the annual "DisHonors" Awards, presented by the Media Research Center, to poke fun liberal media groups. But the "horny" declaration didn't go over too well, according to the Washington Post.

Buzz immediately commenced.

"Did Joe the Plumber really just say he's horny?" "Did you hear Joe say 'horny'?" "Why is he horny and why is he telling us?" ...

After declaring he was horny, Joe mumbled a few other things about being the "token redneck" and the media loving him, and then sat back down in a sea of conservative luminaries that included G. Gordon Liddy, former Attorney General Ed Meese, radio talk show host Mark Levin, Fox News' Brit Hume and former House speaker (for half a minute) Bob Livingston.

Since debuting during the presidential campaign as the face of an "average Joe," Wurzelbacher has kept himself busy, talking strategy with conservative groups and doling out criticism for RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

"Unfortunately, we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it," Wurzelbacher said. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't."

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Comments

[democracy7]

So Joe (I don't pay my taxes, I leave families and have unpaid traffic tickets) somehow thinks he can speak about principals? Not to mention the crudity of his I'm horny comment.
Yep, perfect voice of the repug party.

[chicagoike]

Quick someone get Joe one of those Republican women in the audience, this guy is like a st ray do gs that bring fl ees into the house, Joe has flees and now he wants his woman promised to him.

[Emlyn]

I apologize to all the cats in the world but Joe the Plumber really thinks he's the cat's mewo!

[MadamRoma]

Take a walk in the park.....

[applescruff]

Someone needs to tell these white washed up anti-intellectuals that the world has changed , they have not and they look ridicules. Just go ahead GOP. Remove any remaining doubt ,start wearing white hoods and complete the picture. Americans know what you really represent. Your the last vestiges of unempathetic racism,selfishness and bigotry left in this country and you are clearly proud of it.

[jonez]

wow, all of this new found fame just for being lucky enough to have Obama stop and have a word. Shouldn't he send the Prez a thank you gift or something.

[LittlePurpleUSA]

Democrats must love this man! lol

[Z2a]

This dude is like the gift that keeps on giving!

[dadohead]

Yes sir, JTP. The Great White Hope of the GOP doing The Republican Limbo: just how low can you go, mon?

[rob2007]

Thank you Joe for placing a most unfortunate image in my head.

[frederico]

Bluto Limbaugh, Horny Joe, Olive Oyl Coulter, the spokesgroup for the new GOP.

[lunchlady]

LOL! Horny Joe the Plumber Man, "I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam."
Can I call you Joe, wink wink? Say it ain't so Joe!

[bigsuperb]

ha!ha!

[davispty5]

LMAO! Thanks for a much needed laugh at the end of a tough week.

[politicaljunkie41910]

This is truly pathetic how the GOP not only 'honors' ignorance and a lack of accomplishment, but they actually have a ceremony to reward and perpetuate it under the 'Proud to be an American' banner. Geez, What's next? Octomom is their choice for Mother of the Year?

[Whinger]

Thanks for sharing the wonderful news Joe!

Now all we need to find is a visually challenged and extremely desperate woman!

[1differentdrummer]

And I have a lot of class.

[Ourrias]

This has even ME feeling embarrassed for the Republican Party.

Have they NO shame?!?!?!?

[devanate]

Have you been living in a hole for the past 8 years?

[Akenanubis]

They have learned it's all about ratings and who's talking about them. Like the old saying ... there's no such thing as bad publicity. The RNC are trying to make this work for them. Yes, they're desperate. They better move fast and get the Octomom on the podium with them before her 20 minutes of fame are up.