Rupert Everett: Graydon Carter Has A "Monster Cock"

In an interview with The Daily Beast's Kevin Sessums titled "Rupert Everett Unleashed," Rupert Everett justified the headline with an uncensored, hilarious story about Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter and his "monster cock."

Everett, who is inexplicably on the magazine's masthead as a contributing editor, asked Sessums, "Who does one have to fuck to get OFF that masthead?"

He then proceeded to share this awesome anecdote about the legendary editor:

He's such a weird character, that [Vanity Fair Editor in Chief] Graydon [Carter]. He's certainly not the buffoon he looks like. This is the most amazing thing I found out about him. I was once staying at a hotel and I was in the room directly under his. He is an amazing fuck. And you can quote me on this. The screams coming from the woman were some of the purest sounds of pleasure I'd ever heard. And there I was sitting alone in my room unfucked. Suddenly it all made sense. That messy hair of his that I always thought was buffoon hair was buffoon hair hiding a monster cock. The next day I went down to breakfast and Graydon came in and I thought to myself, well, now I understand why you are always acting so entitled and walking on air even though you're rather fat. It's because grazing the grass between your legs is this appendage of yours. I did rather politely tell him that morning that I thought he was a very good fuck.

Read the full interview here.

Posted by Danny Shea

Comments

[notreallyabadguy]

He didn't verify the C, he only suspects it. The woman could have been riding a sybian all night, or simply faking. I don't want to blow his mind, but sometimes, ..........women fake it.

[Sparty1]

Rupert's sexy. If I was a guy, I'd go for him.

[S1m0n]

Why does Rupert think it was the girl who was doing the moaning?

[bog]

more importantly, why does he assume that size is what would make the difference. i realize some women do like size, but he may simply be good at what he does.

[Tulka2]

Rupert Everett is, swear to God, the only gay man i have every sighed, "What a waste!" over. Some of you are squimish, but i am so smiten as to be charmed even by this story. All you have to do is imagine Rupert's droll, lazy, bedroom voice telling the story. If i come back as a man, i want that man to be Rupert Everett.

(See: The Importance of Being Ernest)

[lmvd3]

OMG, how utterly gauche and crude.

[MagicalPossibilities]

Ewwwwwwwwww!

[Ohsherri]

Well now....uh.....I've always been a big fan of Carter....he he....

Who's he again?

[Slapmewhenitsover]

Hilarious!

[publanski]

What, no pictures? I thought this was the internet.

[totaldisbelief]

Thanks so very much for sharing.

[BlackJAC]

Apparently Rupert didn't learn The Lesson Of Toby Young, especially as dramatized in HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE.

[Bilboo]

Toby has landed a high-profile gig judging Top Chef. I wish I could learn his lesson.

[BlackJAC]

Cable reality shows are the last stop on the road out of Tinseltown back to whatever one-horse favela a failing celebrity originally came from. Being on one implies you have so little star power remaining that you only attract a small audience of hardcore fans that will follow you regardless of cost.

[jeliz]

Too much information. Rupert's looking awfully pale these days.

[roblabrousse]

Great cocktail party story not much else.

[Skeetshooter]

Sounds like darling Rupert is not so anxious to get off that masthead as he is to ride it. Go Rupert!

[Felicty]

Just lovely.

A monster c*ck on a man who looks like what Marilyn Monroe would look like had she lived.

I may go straight after this...

[happycat]

hahahahahah... Marilyn Monroe. You kill me!