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Rep. Dan Maffei On Colbert: Prostitutes, Cocaine, NAMBLA, Oh My! (VIDEO)

First Posted: 5/8/09 Updated: 5/25/11

Beard Of Evil

Stephen Colbert's latest iteration of his awkward-moment inducing series, "Better Know A District," went after new comedic ground by revisiting one of the series most notorious, and hilarious, moments. On Tuesday, Colbert presented his interview with Rep. Dan Maffei of New York's 25th congressional district.

The freshman Democrat came across as genial and game, a bit overexcited about his proximity to Syracuse, perhaps a too easy mark for a 'man/boy love' joke. But overall, Maffei's good humor served him well -- at least better than his beer-shotgunning skills, which proved to be a bit of a failure.

Maffei, a self-described nerd, allowed himself to be filmed wearing a fake beard and mustache, along with Colbert, the premise being that they would behave like their "evil twins" in a manner according to an old Star Trek episode. Through this device, Colbert managed to stage a redux of his famous interview with Florida Rep. Robert Wexler, during which he got Wexler to admit that cocaine and hookers were both "fun things to do." Using the evil twin beards, Colbert managed the following exchange:

COLBERT: Evil Congressman Maffei, let's say a few things the good Congressman Maffei would never say. Complete this sentence.

MAFFEI: Yes.

COLBERT: I enjoy cocaine because...

MAFFEI: You know.. I...

COLBERT: You are not Congressman Maffei. You are now evil your evil twin.

MAFFEI: I enjoy cocaine because...

COLBERT: Say, "This gives me joy."

MAFFEI: It gives me joy!

COLBERT: Well said. "I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the the following reasons..."

MAFFEI: I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: it represses women, it's generally illegal...

COLBERT: And this gives you joy?

MAFFEI: It does.

Uhm...okay. Maffei may have been a little too ready to talk about prostitutes, there.

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Stephen Colbert's latest iteration of his awkward-moment inducing series, "Better Know A District," went after new comedic ground by revisiting one of the series most notorious, and hilarious, moments...
Stephen Colbert's latest iteration of his awkward-moment inducing series, "Better Know A District," went after new comedic ground by revisiting one of the series most notorious, and hilarious, moments...
 
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RJII
Yes "you" can. BO2012
02:40 PM on 04/09/2009
hilarious
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karela
10:15 AM on 04/09/2009
The guy was a good sport. I liked him better than I would have if he'd acted like a stuffed shirt.
10:03 AM on 04/09/2009
Please Stephen, come to my home district ("The fightin' 7th") in central Virginia and "better know" my congressma­n: Eric Cantor! Now THAT would be interestin­g.
11:17 PM on 04/08/2009
Kudos to both.
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10:51 PM on 04/08/2009
For those who don't know him he's been talking a lot to people who are being screwed by credit card companies and could become a major force in the drive to end the arbitrary tripling of interest rates.
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Smirk
Cake or death.
10:38 PM on 04/08/2009
Maffei is truly a good sport. That was the funniest interview I've seen in the entire "Better Know a District" series.
11:54 PM on 04/10/2009
Robert Wexler and Eleanor Holmes Norton were good too....
09:33 PM on 04/08/2009
What a great and human thing for Muffy to do. Right up there with a pie in the face. As a friend of mine once commented, "The sooner we realize we're all just goobers, the better off we'll be."
08:30 PM on 04/08/2009
Stephen Colbert IS the god.
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07:56 PM on 04/08/2009
Well done, Congressma­n Maffei !!

Signed,
An Impressed Contributo­r
07:38 PM on 04/08/2009
it was a hilarious moment only superceded by queen noor being even a better sport later on the same program.
arise sir stephen!
06:33 PM on 04/08/2009
Saw this last night. HILARIOUS! I wish Colbert will come to my district and rag on Tim Bishop.
05:22 PM on 04/08/2009
Lisa, you would be thinking of Lenin, and not John ;)
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lisakaz2
Da ministero dell'interno di Snark.
02:48 PM on 04/08/2009
That pic of Colbert is great. Bettter than Esteban. Who does it remind me of? Lenin? Snidely Whiplash? Help someone!
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peterg76
Freelance medical transcriptionist
02:37 PM on 04/08/2009
Someone who claimed to not enjoy cocaine and prostitute­s - that would be impressive­.
04:39 PM on 04/08/2009
"Why should I go out for hamburger when I can get steak at home?"

- Paul Newman
06:53 PM on 04/08/2009
Nonsense!

Let he who never lusted over a cheap fast encounter with a juicy Burger in the middle of the night cast the first stone.
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Feanor
I want my jewels back.
08:33 PM on 04/08/2009
I prefer to have both.
01:50 PM on 04/08/2009
The Congressma­n was a good sport. He knew what he was doing and went along anyway. Good fun.

Although, I wonder who had to clean the beer from the carpets.