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Fox News: Teabagging Jokes Not Funny

First Posted: 05/17/09 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 02:15 PM ET

Teabagging Is Sweaty Balls On Ones Tongue Forever

Fox News has apparently joined with the joykillers in decrying all of the teabagging jokes that the Fox News Tea Parties have inspired and engendered in the populace. This is tragic. In the first place, the enjoyment of the teabagging jokes are the one thing on which Tea Party participants and Tea Party critics can agree. And aren't the things that bind us more important than the things that divide us? Our founding fathers thought so! More to the point, though, it's a disappointment for Fox News to be taking this position, because they're typically not given to prudishness. Fox is the most reliably and gratuitously sex-crazed news network in America!

But what saddens me most about Fox taking a stand against the teabagging jokes that are stimulating the media economy, is this baseless intimation:

Teabagging, for those who don't live in a frat house, refers to a sexual act involving part of the male genitalia and a second person's face or mouth.

Jeez! What does Fox News have against this nation's fine college fraternities?

However, here is some revelatory reportage:

Max Pappas, public policy vice president at FreedomWorks -- a small-government group which promoted the tea parties -- said it's a "shame" media outlets cracked jokes at a genuine "grassroots uprising."


"I think what that reveals is how worried they are that this might actually be something serious. You make fun of things you're afraid of, I'd say," Pappas said.

So there you have it: Republicans are apparently terrified of teleprompters!

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