Glenn Beck Expresses 'Erotic' Joy From Man Cutting Trees And Hunting On Earth Day

It turns out that the unrelenting insanity that I had hoped Glenn Beck might put on display on Teabag Day, he saved in reserve for Earth Day! On Beck's radio show, the host talked to some forest manager, who was going to be cutting down trees for some hunter. "This is like Nirvana here," he said, "This is not only going to hack off all the environmentalists but all the PETA people as well." (Nobody give Glenn a sad by telling him that environmentalists are actually okay with cutting down trees and sustainable forest management, okay?)

Anyway, this presented Beck with a cognitive challenge. What would happen if he was forced to keep two ideas - chopping down trees and shooting deer - in his head at the same time? In short order came the answer. "I need some Barry White music!" Beck exclaimed, "This is almost full-fledged light some candles! This is eroticism!" And for a minute there, you got the feeling like an epic talk-radio jeans-creaming was about to unfold.

Unfortunately, when the forest manager told Beck that he was just cutting down tiny "junk" Aspen trees and not mighty oaks, it was clear that the news was a total bonerkiller.

I hear it happens to lots of guys, Glenn. Maybe next time, you should just try to imagine yourself straight up WRECKING that deer corpse!

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Comments

[TexasDem0]

The right wing chicken hawks love to parade around wearing their patriotic sweaters, but not a military uniform.

[BetsyNZ]

Yep , very good point .

There is something really sinister about the big blubberer; wrapping himself in a flag , always proclaiming his patriotism, accusing others of treason and being commies etc etc.
I'm appalled to read how many Americans watch Fox and adore this crybaby/bully boy - it doesn't bode well for the future ..all that brainwashin' ( and stupidity ) going on.

[colorperdaughter]

It is called "SMALL MAN" syndrome..­.

[LisaO8]

yeah, Che Ney thought by wearing a flag pin he could erase his 5 deferments and cowardice he has so gallantly displayed his whole life... I believe yellow is more his color.

[justoverit333]

Why do the right dislike trees so much?
and animals. I don't get it.

[makarovowner]

hmm, since we can no longer produce anything (we're not enviromentally friendly) I suppose we should all just run around on foot naked and not eat anything, nor reproduce so we dont overpopulate the earth. Unfriendly environmental issues that come to my mind, toilet paper, books, computers (plastics, metal, glass), rubber, vehicles of any kind, lumber for your home, brick, concrete, shingles for your roof. Shall I go on. I suppose you dont have or use any of these things. I can't believe how liberal minded people are, there must be a book some where. Do you have to say a pledge to join? tit for tat , obviously the man was pokeing fun at you getting his digs in.

[Birdman]

Wake up ... We can produce things and not pollute problem is it takes work and most businesees are LAZY as well as many americans. It is easier to dump something down the drain then it is to properly dipose of it. Easier to throw trash on the ground than find a trash can.. The list can go on and I see peoiple and businesses do it every day.

[ClipsNChips]

This is one of the cruelist things I have ever heard. While I can sympathize with hunters on a cultural (with exception to those that news helicopters) basis, killing an animal just for the sake of wanting to make someone else upset is just unhuman.

Don't these people have some sort of moral compass.

[Hopster1]

Does anyone else think that Glenn Beck is merely the grown up version of Sid, that crazy next door neighborhood kid from the movie Toy Story except with a huge Social Identity crisis?

[amy76]

hahahahahaha!!! Love it. I suppose angry, finger pointing liberals don't have a sense of humor. Best part of the story is that later that evening (on Earth Day), Glenn went and had dinner & the individual sitting next to him was none other than George Soros. So Glenn and his guests then start into a loud enough to hear conversation about their Earth Day festivities. lmao.

[Wanjiru]

...yeah, a sense of humor and Glen Beck go really well together..­.

...laugh at a man who's basically 2-sheets-t­o-the-wind away from a complete mental breakdown.­..

...I, for one, find his Apocalypse-themed shows on Faux simply HILARIOUS!­!!!!...

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[Jinxykb]

People aren't staring at Glenn Beck, with dropped jaws, because they think he is funny or because they are leveled by his insight; It's because they think he's mentally ill.

[LisaO8]

You probably got a kick out of the Exxon Valdez oil spill also - stupid is as stupid does in your world...

[AndThenOneDay]

It's just one long cry for help with Glen.

[cloudmaker]

I am sure we would all be surprised at the remarkable things that Glenn
Back finds erotic.

[TurgidCaterwauling]

Is there a book one is required to read and an oath to recite to become a Republican?
Why is caring for the environment and protecting animals anathema to these folks?

[zukervati]

Time to come out of the closet Glenn. It's OK, we won't bite!

[DawnK]

Sounds like he needs some advice from Savage Love.

[CanUFeel2012]

I DON'T GET IT ...... HOW CAN SOMEONE DISRESPECT NATURE SO CRUDELY...­......

[CanUFeel2012]

I DON'T GET IT . . . HOW DO YOU TELL YOU LIL KID THAT NATURE SUCKS . . . OH YEAH AND THAT YOU GET YOUR JOLLIES BY KILLING WILDLIFE ON EARTH DAY.......­.........

[wsblake]

JS Mill still said it the best two centuries ago: " Not every conservative is stupid, but most stupid people are conservati­ves."

[LiberalForever]

Which way to the vomitorium?

[cyguy]

This is a full on display of the conservative mindset. No need to say anything further.