Weekend Late Night Round-Up: Take Your Child To Where You Used To Work Day, Waterboarding, And More! (VIDEO)

It was a fun-filled weekend with Jimmy Kimmel giving us the latest April holiday (Take Your Child To Where You Used To Work Day), and Bill Maher taking on the GOP for defending torture:

"First when they talked about torture it was 'well there's just a few bad apples,' then it was 'okay we did it a couple of times,' then it was 'not really torture,' now 'it works."'

More from David Letterman on Grant's tomb, and the "Soup" on beauty queens below.

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[BLUEinReddeststate]

Ms. AZ This is what happens when teachers are forced to focus on multiple choice standardized tests.

[SgtLucifer]

Beauty contests gals are getting dumber & dumber

[J G H]

Wow! They missed a big one. What do torturers do on take your kid to work day?

[Foreground]

Take 'em to school?

[swan1]

Such as soma, don't have maps, such as

[roma1]

Bill Maher was hilarious!!!

[Epiphany2b]

Seems like they all try to walk the middle of the road and end up saying nothing. I'd rather hear someone state an opinion opposite of mine with conviction than not saying anything of any importance.

[Kody Garza]

You say that but if she spouted off Fox News talking points you would be pulling your hair out. Hell I know I would.

[JoeBear55]

For a republican, that would be a pretty clever answer, if you can stand listening to it. I'm still scratching my head trying to work out what she said.

[timberdoodle]

Just another Arizona Republican impressing the population.

[KISHAGREEN]

Wow...what a "Palinesque" answer there Ms. Arizona. Hey maybe you should run for office!

[coastalcarla]

Don't give her any ideas!

[Badfickle]

And also...

[LaughingMan]

......whic­h fall under the umbrella of integrity,­..... and also too.

[rmarie]

LOL I had to go back and hear the question again, the answer made me forget what she was supposed to be talking about...I think I lost a few IQ points from watching that.

[RorgeRetson]

Ms. Arizona...­..awesome.

[GhostNyc]

Very Palin-esque

[CardboardBox]

I'll take your word for it. I can't watch (listen to) contestants try so hard and yet make absolute fools of themselves. I cringe when I see clips of those competitions.