Glenn Beck: GOP Should Be Like 'Chunky Chocolate Milk' (VIDEO)

Plenty of conservative pundits have offered unsolicited advice to the Republican Party lately. But on his show Monday, Glenn Beck delivered what might be the weirdest counsel yet. Making an analogy to his preference for high-fat chocolate milk, "chunky milk," over his wife's skim "organic crap," he exhorted the party to be like the former. "I'm gonna for the chocolate milk with the lard and the fat in it," he said, not "progressive light." Watch:

Comments

[MajorKong]

08:40 AM on 05/06/2009

There's a new sheriff in Stupidtown and his name is Glenn Beck.

[smitty68]

08:35 AM on 05/06/2009

funny how they both just echo each other with all the nonsense, but when beck and him try to actually name a 'true conservative candidate'...the guest mumbles a couple of quick names but quickly moves on. SO, if what beck says is true: that "every time a true conservative runs, he wins"......then why is it impossible to proudly name even ONE that is a contender??? you would think all the 'true conservatives' would be coming out of the woodwork because YOU CAN ALWAYS WIN!! anyone else see right through this crock of junk he is peddaling???

[Karla-Koopie McGowan]

02:17 AM on 05/06/2009

Well I see Beck is going into his Manic Phase (He is Bi-Polar), delusions of grandeour, excessive energy, lack of mental control. In Other Words "HE IS JUST PLAIN NUTS".

[TakeSake]

11:50 PM on 05/05/2009

It's spoiled milk, and it's white "chocolate".

[ottabox]

10:29 PM on 05/05/2009

LOL, he said "earthquake". Beck is all about creating drama. He wonder if he was the inspiration for the silly "Storm Cloud" campaign a few weeks ago.

[truesteam]

09:57 PM on 05/05/2009

Glenn Beck knows exactly NOTHING.

[BigAl72]

10:58 PM on 05/05/2009

I second that!

[Tzimisce]

08:58 PM on 05/05/2009

I don't ever want to meet a person who watches Beck's show and says, "Oh yeah, this guy's really making sense!"

[maumeeone]

09:38 PM on 05/05/2009

I'm right there with ya, Pal! And I am 55 years old and I have never heard of "chunky" chocolate milk. It sounds like something that's been vomited while watching Glenn Beck's show!

[Woodmist]

09:42 PM on 05/05/2009

LOL, I'll second that remark of yours and since I'm also 55 I only remember chunky milk as being spoiled! Hey, that's it! Beck wants the GOP to be like spoiled chocolate milk..ewwwwww.

[Phxflyer]

08:41 PM on 05/05/2009

Is this what his brain is made of?

[maumeeone]

09:40 PM on 05/05/2009

NO! That's made of Cheetos...

[Allamr18]

08:32 PM on 05/05/2009

what is he talking about? it amazes me how some of the republican minds have no background in any of the stuff they talk about. beck hannity limbaugh have no education or experience in any of the stuff they say is coming. monetary policy history law education energy nothing. so they just make stuff up.

[greatlardini]

07:28 PM on 05/05/2009

Glenn reminds me of something chunky, only it's found floating in the waters of the porcelain throne, not a glass of milk.

[maumeeone]

09:42 PM on 05/05/2009

Eeeeuuuuuwwwwww! But you may be on to something!

[ebanks84]

06:55 PM on 05/05/2009

This boob is trying to make people think THEY are in the right and we are in the wrong. What a simpleton he is. The repugs are good at turning the tables upside down to make you think we are doing what THEY have been doing for centuries. Does he really think Americans are THAT dumb? I don't think so BECK.

We see right through your fakeness. The paradign is changing to middle LEFT, not middle or far right. And you know it. You hear what people are saying but you refuse to accept that you have lost. You refuse to listen to the people because you keep trying to MAKE THEM listen to you.

What a crock of doo doo you are. You don't have long left you know and I'm sure you know that very well. In two years, you will wish you had become a democrat. Because your kind is history unless you change your e v i l ways. Your idol is the wrong idol for sure.

[chicagopolitics]

06:47 PM on 05/05/2009

What does that even mean? I'm just confused.

[ebanks84]

07:05 PM on 05/05/2009

Nothing at all.

[Gladys1963]

09:07 PM on 05/05/2009

He wants what's bad for him and not what's good for him?

Don't worry, Glenn--we'll take the healthy stuff and you can continue to clog the arteries.

[TurkerB]

06:20 PM on 05/05/2009

No, the GOP is more like a cockroach in a salad. It makes the meal more animated and gets more attention, but who would want it?

[oncethere]

05:58 PM on 05/05/2009

These guys are all Id; all lizard brain. Nothing subtle or creative.

[gallimaufry03]

05:54 PM on 05/05/2009

Really, they're just odd ... all of them. And now that the left side is kinda crowded with all the smarter ones joining up with the sane and sensible wing, the cacophony of weirdness is really just LOUD!

Or is it me?

[ebanks84]

06:59 PM on 05/05/2009

No. I'm afraid it's "we" who know what's going on. They still don't have a clue.