Kidney Now! Mary J. Blige, Elvis Costello, Sheryl Crow, Clay Aiken And More Let Loose On "30 Rock" (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 05-15-09 11:50 AM   |   Updated: 06-15-09 05:12 AM

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Last night's season finale of "30 Rock" was shocking for many reasons: We found out Clay Aiken is Kenneth "The Page" Parcell's cousin, that Elvis Costello is actually an international art thief, and that Sheryl Crow and Liz Lemon went to school together where one thought the other was a nerd (we won't spoil it by telling you which one).

Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) gathered these comic crooners to sing "We Need a Kidney," a number he hopes will earn his new found father Milton Green (Alan Alda) a replacement organ. He called in favors from across the music world and ended up with a heart felt, yet drunk ballad performed by the Beastie Boys, Talib Kweli, Cyndi Lauper, Michael McDonald, Norah Jones, Moby, Wyclef Jean, Steve Earle, Mary J. Blige, Rhett Miller, Sara Bareilles, Rachael Yamagata and Maroon 5's Adam Levine.

Official lyrics below!!


WATCH:



SOMETIMES LIFE BRINGS PAIN AND STRIFE
AND ALL SEEMS WRONG
THAT IS WHEN YOU FIND A FRIEND
AND WRITE A SONG

SO
GIVE THE GIFT OF GIVING
GIVE IT FAR AND GIVE IT WIDE
TAKE THE LEAP - REACH DOWN DEEP INSIDE

AND JUST GIVE A KIDNEY
TO A FATHER OR A DAD
JUST GIVE A KIDNEY
WE HEAR IT DOESN'T REALLY HURT THAT BAD

AND WE KNOW YOU'LL WANT TO GIVE IT
TO A SUPER HUMAN BEING
SO GET IT DONE
WE JUST NEED ONE
FOR MILTON GREENE

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THIS COUNTRY HAS SIX HUNDRED MILLION KIDNEYS
AND WE REALLY ONLY NEED HALF
THAT LEAVES ABOUT THREE HUNDRED MILLION KIDNEYS
DO THE MATH

OH -
MILTON GREENE MILTON GREENE
MILTON GREENE MILTON GREENE
MILTON GREENE

HE NEEDS A KIDNEY
MILTON GREENE
DON'T ASK WHY - HE COULD DIE
IF YOU DON'T CALL TODAY

THEY SAY THAT TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE
BUT SOMETIMES ONE IS BETTER THAN TWO
IF YOU HAD TWO HEADS YOU'D WISH YOU HAD ONE
HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT?
IF YOU HAD TWO DOGS ATTACKING YOU
YOU'D WANT JUST ONE
THERE I PROVED MY POINT!

OH -
MILTON GREENE MILTON GREENE
MILTON GREENE MILTON GREENE
MILTON GREENE

HE NEEDS A KIDNEY
MILTON GREENE
DON'T ASK WHY - HE COULD DIE
IF YOU DON'T CALL TODAY

HE NEEDS A KIDNEY
NO HE DOESN'T NEED A HAND
HE JUST NEEDS A KIDNEY

A HAND WOULD BE AN EVEN HARDER THING TO GIVE

WHEN YOU GIVE A KIDNEY
AND WE REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD
WE PASS THE CUP
THEY STITCH IT UP
YOU DO SOME GOOD

Last night's season finale of "30 Rock" was shocking for many reasons: We found out Clay Aiken is Kenneth "The Page" Parcell's cousin, that Elvis Costello is actually an international art thief, and t...
Last night's season finale of "30 Rock" was shocking for many reasons: We found out Clay Aiken is Kenneth "The Page" Parcell's cousin, that Elvis Costello is actually an international art thief, and t...
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"The Kidney Song" seems like a big joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:30 AM on 05/25/2009

Great episode that tied up all the loose ends perfectly. Kidney Now has got to be one of the most genius things that 30 Rock has done this season, and that's saying a lot.

Great celebrity cast, good idea to include Cyndi Lauper (a We Are the World veteran) and I was also way happy to see Rhett Miller singing his soul out and rockin the purple jacket. I can't wait for his new album to come out next month.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:21 PM on 05/18/2009
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Funny stuff- Cyndi Lauper was great.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:33 PM on 05/17/2009
- RepugsOut08 I'm a Fan of RepugsOut08 113 fans permalink

Whenever I worry that comedy is degrading to the level of lowest common (middle-school-teenager-mentality) denominator, a show like 30 Rock proves me wrong.
Tina Fey, you, and your cast, rock my world!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 AM on 05/16/2009
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THIS is why I love Tina Fey. 30 Rock is amazing!
I was surprised Jenna didn't start singing 'Muffin Top' when she had the mic haha

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:46 AM on 05/16/2009
- NHGranite I'm a Fan of NHGranite 55 fans permalink
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This video is going out to all my friends and loved ones - I really don't know any polite way to ask for a kidney, but funny I could use! Thanks 30 Rock, from me and all the PKDers, love you! I guess now I have to change my name to Milton Greene. http://www.pkdcure.org/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:44 AM on 05/16/2009
- Chicago48 I'm a Fan of Chicago48 13 fans permalink

That was hilarious.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:35 PM on 05/15/2009

Tina Fey is fabulous. I was saying "it's a deal breaker" all day. NBC has the best sitcoms on the air
and they seem to take risks with their programming which is proven by "Parks and Recreation" a new
show that I also love.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:07 PM on 05/15/2009

The list of performers on nbc.com is incomplete.

Going from this picture: http://www.nbc.com/30_Rock/photos/gallery#item=71938

Back Row: Rhett Miller, Rachael Yamagata, Moby, Jane Krakowski(Jenna), Clay Aiken, Elvis Costello, Norah Jones, Sara Bareilles, Adam Horovitz (Ad-Rock), Talib Kweli, Mike Diamond (Mike D)

Front: Wyclef Jean, Steve Earle, Michael McDonald, Mary J. Blige, Sheryl Crow, Adam Levine, Robert Randolph, Cyndi Lauper

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:04 PM on 05/15/2009
- shel3364 I'm a Fan of shel3364 33 fans permalink

Reminded me of "Save the Orphans" from Two and a Half Men.


'Save the orphans...some of them don't have parents!...Save the orphans...use them as bait for scholarships!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:53 PM on 05/15/2009
- Clare53 I'm a Fan of Clare53 15 fans permalink

I was laughing so loudly it scared my dog.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:50 PM on 05/15/2009
- flowers74 I'm a Fan of flowers74 2 fans permalink
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Next time a small spoiler warning will be appreciated. I couldn't avert my eyes fast enough from my RSS feed. :(

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:34 PM on 05/15/2009
- wilray I'm a Fan of wilray 84 fans permalink
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I only saw that Parcell-Jindal segment before, but this was killer. I have to start watching this show. Thank God for HULU. BTW, I am certain that this flew right over their heads.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:42 PM on 05/15/2009
- Bashley I'm a Fan of Bashley 14 fans permalink
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I loved this song! It was too funny, especially Cyndi Lauper's line!!! "I'm one of the drunk ones!".... LMBAO!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:31 PM on 05/15/2009
- shel3364 I'm a Fan of shel3364 33 fans permalink

i almost peed my pants on that one.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:45 PM on 05/15/2009
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That was great !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:32 AM on 05/16/2009

I'm so old! I only recognized about half of the artists on last night's broadcast. But it was fun as always. Love the show.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:47 PM on 05/15/2009
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