Thursday's Late Night Round-Up: American Idol, The Pot Torch, And Dick Cheney (VIDEO)

Turns out Jay Leno was deeply upset by Adam Lambert's loss on "American Idol" the other night. So much so that he sobbed and tore up his "I Heart Adam" poster-board, while Jimmy Fallon speculate that a popular make-up brand was behind the upset.

Jimmy Kimmel, on the other hand, mocked Canadians for coming up with an Olympic torch that looks exactly like a joint.

More from Stewart and Colbert below.

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[cloudmaker]

When will the religious right issue a news release suggesting that Ida just may have
been Cain and Abel's first pet.

[cloudmaker]

Thanks to Jon Stewart there is a mirror held up to the news media. On looking into that
mirror do they realize how ridiculous they look, or are their egos still so huge they can
only see themselves as without flaws?

[Forester]

The Earth is 6,000 years old! Always was and always will be!

Colbert always adds one more layer to his jokes, he is one funny mthrfkr.

And that pic of his aunt looked like Norman Bates' mother, down in the fruit cellar!

[Patricia84]

It's fitting. Stee-fen Col-bear is kind of a psycho sometimes.

[brooklyncitizen]

but in a good way.

[RachelMc]

that pic oh "his" aunt was some scary sh**

[Bloggerrogr]

What's TV?

[sviolette]

Why am I not on TV?

[GBO]

Why is Jimmy Fallon still on TV??

[lentinelia]

Why is Conan O'Brien still on TV??

[DrCulturae]

Why is TV still on TV?

[Alex Ayala]

Because he's funny.

[quixoto]

Conan's not on TV.

Not until June.

[Forester]

The exploding penguin on my telly is funnier than Fall on.

[WRPrintz]

Frankly, people are sick and tired of being told I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. I certanly am not, and I am sick and tired of being told that I am.