Dickipedia: John Boehner

Dickipedia:

John Andrew Boehner (born November 17, 1949) is an American Republican politician, United States Representative from Ohio, tanorexia sufferer, House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi nemesis, and a dick.

In May 2009, weekly tracking polls indicated that Boehner remained the most unpopular politician in the United States, though it is unclear if this statistic factored in his favorability among elderly conservative women or the staff of Jamaica Me Tan in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Boehner spent most of his political career railing against corruption and scandal in Washington, though--ironically--it was a series of Washington scandals that directly resulted in the few professional successes Boehner's had, including his Congressional seat and House Majority leadership.

Undoubtedly eliciting countless giggles in high school Civics classrooms nationwide, the Congressman's surname is correctly pronounced "BAY-ner." Though--fittingly--its phonetic pronunciation is a colloquial term for an erection of the male reproductive organ.

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[lvdragonlady]

???is an American Republican???
As opposed to what other kind of Republican?

[MoeDude]

Hay John Boehner!

Goodhart from Moeller says waddup.

[roch20]

LMAO!!!!

[newyorkjoe]

John Boehner may pronounce his surname 'bay-ner,' but the offal that comes out of his mouth indicates that the original, Old-Europe pronunciation is more accurate. It seems the universe has conspired to ensure that his reason d'etre is limited to digestion, evacuation, and - unfortunately - reproduction.

[lvdragonlady]

He should pronounce his name the way it sounds, just like they(not sure who came up with this) said Sotomayor should pronounce her name the way it sounds and not the way she does.

[nitewriter7]

He always looks drunk to me
That semi-boozey - had one too many cocktails at the white bread country club look

I think he's hammered 90% of the time

[OhComeOnNow]

...when he's not tannning or uncategorically railing against the Dems. Oh wait - he can be hammered doing those activities, too. Never mind.

[Bloggerrogr]

nitewriter7 you're close. He's G.A.Y!

[fleetw1978]

WHy does he always talk like his mouth is full of Jolly Ranchers?? Oh, maybe that was an unintended pun.

[vippy]

Okay, look in the mirror and see who voted him in? Time to vote all incumbents out of office and start anew. We could not possibly be worse off!

[Eykis]

Is it just me or does he also wear a toupee? His hair always looks exactly the same, like a toupee. It would be consistent with his narcissist personality

[valhalladad]

Boehner crossed the line IMO when commenting upon Tim Russert's passing. Boehner related how close they were because he, like Russert, had come from humble beginnings, and he, like Russert, was a sports fan, blah, blah blah. It was the epitome of how a narcissist would react to a popular figures passing. It was sickening to say the least.

[Dbos]

Orange Boehner Works with teabaggers .

[BumpyKnight]

Looks like he's been swim'n where teabaggers been teabagg'n.

[cloudmaker]

You're all jealous because he's so glamorous.I mean the Liz Taylor eyeliner is stunning. The
George Hamilton bronzing is dazzling. And the constant Brigitte Bardot pout adds a certain
je ne sais quoi to his constant moodiness.

[OhComeOnNow]

oui, bien sûr

Très chic!

[pghperson]

Creepy Tan = Creepy Man.

[iamvalid]

My Boehner is gone. Now what do I do?

[MoeDude]

Think "FILIBUSTER" and you will have a raging flagpole in your Republican BVDs.

[kdaddy]

I fully blame his parents for not having the foresight to name him Dick instead of John, thereby providing
many of us with an unparalleled opportunity to ridicule.

[MoeDude]

His nickname at Archbishop Moeller High School was "Tiny" -- TRUE STORY, sware on a stack on King James's.

[swanie]

The man Bay-ner is a complete idiot, and like McConnell,

I truly believe they both have tinges of RACISM and MISOGYNY in many of their comment and positions.

Which, frankly could be said about many, many member os the "Party of NO", otherwise known as the "21% Club".

Enough..

[learntofly]

Boehner is complete slime. He well deserves this recognition.