Dickipedia: Perez Hilton

Dickipedia:

Mario Armando Lavandeira (born March 23, 1978), better known by the dick pseudonym--or "dickonym"--Perez Hilton, is a bitchy, narcissistic, star-f**king leech with an active blogspot account and, incredibly, his own TV show on VH-1 (although to be fair, VH-1 gives shows to everyone, even Bret Michaels of Poison... even the girls who get dumped by Bret Michaels of Poison on his VH-1 show). Oh, lest we forget, Perez Hilton is a dick.

His celebrity gossip site, Perezhilton.com, is little more than a collection of illegally re-posted tabloid photos with stupid captions and doodles scrawled all over them. Oh, and sometimes he posts links to homemade sex tapes featuring famous people, many of whom are famous primarily for their appearance in said homemade sex tapes. He also outs various famous people, many of whom, again, are famous primarily for Perez Hilton outing them. Still, the site enjoys incredible popularity, ranking as the 491st most-trafficked website on the Internet (143rd within the U.S.). Of course, he's still getting his ass handed to him by LOLcats, that porno YouTube site, and MILFhunter.com.

It is hard to imagine someone who has done less than Perez Hilton to gain a similar level of notoriety; even Jared Fogle lost several hundred pounds. Maybe the "Can You Hear Me Now?" guy... or Bristol Palin. But that'd be about it.

Also, Perez Hilton nurtures a taste for dying his hair outlandish colors that would only be considered cool by gay men and fourteen-year-old girls, two groups whose tastes, oddly enough, mimic each other's quite closely.

Think of Perez Hilton as a younger, thinner Bruce Villanch, only without any writing talent.

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Comments

[Brillig]

He is Pisces/Aries cusp, what else could he be?

[Freethinker09]

Hopefully the wow factor of gayness will be over soon and normality can be had just for the sake of it.

[AverageJose007]

This guy or girl or whatever is a serious dweeb.

[landoffools]

Wow, a flaming embarrassment !

[chaallus]

I'm gay, and I couldn't agree more! He's an embarrassment!

[euripedes923]

A 'beauty' pageant that chooses as one of its judges a man who draws penises on famous peoples' pictures.
Seriously?

[olddognewtrick]

Shouldn't he in the mini dikipedia section?

[zukervati]

Spot on, he's a self righteous deutchbag - really good call.

[romchr]

I feel absolutely vindicated.

In response to the whole Miss California/gay marriage thing, I posted "The real question is why is Perez Hilton a judge?" A comment which was met with fierce criticism as being hom.opho.bic, etc.

And yet, all of my reasoning for this talentless troll being out of his league is re-posted here.

I told you so!

[Brillig]

You are quite right- I am all for equality, but when does a flaming gay guy more interested in pectorals become a JUDGE in a boobs and legs contest designed for HETEROSEXUAL Men?

Why was HE there? And why was he pushing his agenda in a Heterosexual space?

[BoyInBOYCOTT]

Like other bottom feeders, Hilton will bask in this attention, and get more notoriety.

The way to get rid of Perez is to ignore him, and never mention him.

[retrorio]

Perez Hilton is a jerk who has outlasted his fifteen minutes of fame, but "Dickipedia" is about as sophmoric a site as there is. Who created it, a couple of twelve-year olds? And shouldn't they qualify for their own entry, having lowered the cultural taste bar?

[Arnulfo Castro]

Dickipedia is simply a satirical website. It's meant to incite humor by stating facts and comaring those facts with funny situations, words, etc. It's just a humor website.

[retrorio]

The creator of Dickipedia is a d**k. So, is that satire?

[Gunga-Din]

Sometimes the true is funny

[Growl1971]

How, and I mean HOW did we come to this as a nation?

Ughh....

God, please forgive us...

[ValereP]

Perez Hilton.... a predatorial gossip, constantly on the prowl for scraps of hearsay that he distorts and perverts... the cheapest of sensation-seeking MO's... he's getting off on the power to be cruel and hurtful... This man needs to be called out and held accountable for all the harm he causes to others. He has no credibility and adds nothing of value to society.

[STP4]

Funny article - no need for the homophobic undertones, though.

Perez is a simpleton; he believes that in order to be "out" in Hollywood, you apparently have to wear an "I am out" ribbon everyday. He shows no respect for individuals who were never closeted, but choose to exist without the bravado that Perez yearns for.

His new disdain for Adam Lambert is illustrative of the latter. Perez - the dude's out, leave him alone.

[CAMBEL]

He isn't out when he refuses to answer a question on his sexuality. Your comment is the same things people were saying about Rosie O'Donnell when she was pretending to be in love with Tom Cruise. Everybody said "Oh but who actually believes she is straight anyway?" I'll tell you who, middle America watching her show and voting Yes on Prop 8, thats who.

Adam Lambert was going to try to play the same game as Anderson Cooper, Jodie Foster, Kevin Spacey, Sean Hayes, etc... until Perez went after him, now SUDDENLY he is coming out.

The only people who don't think being out is a big deal are people who don't have people stepping on their civil rights. you may not like Perez, but I say good for him. Hollywood is the most homophobic place in the country and i'm glad somebody is holding their hypocritical feet to the fire

[STP4]

Cambel - Are you kidding me? Do you think Adam is "suddenly" coming out because of Perez Hilton. Oh my, you give him waaay too much credit. The fact that you do believe Perez wields so much power speaks volumes about your understanding of the issue of being "out."

Adam commented that Bill O'reilly actually censored the pictures of him kissing his boyfriend. He commented that perhaps they embarrassed Bill, but they did not embarrass him. He was proud of them. If he was closeted, would he not claim that they were photoshopped or avoid the issue all together as Miss California claimed her nude photos were.

Many people felt that David Hyde Pearce was "closeted." Why, because he chose to live his life privately, yet "out", but not announcing it on an wannabe's blogspot?

Give me a break.