Conan O'Brien debuted as the host of the "Tonight Show" yesterday. He brought his famous self-deprecation to the table saying, "I think I've timed this move perfectly: I'm on a last-place network, I moved to a state that's bankrupt and 'The Tonight Show' is sponsored by General Motors." (For more of Conan's first show, click here.)
David Letterman and Jon Stewart, on the other hand, focused on the Obamas' big date night in New York City. Stewart got "upset" claiming Obama put all other men to shame with the level of class he brought to the date. Letterman focused more on the cost of the evening and other politicians who spend just as much for companionship.
More from Stephen Colbert on new credit card laws and Craig Ferguson on Dick Cheney below.