Betty White: I Had Sex With The Marx Brothers, Lost All My Money Gambling (VIDEO)

Betty White appeared on the "Late Show" last night and told host Craig Ferguson that his was not a real show. She went on the say that she cherished her time at CBS and had, in fact, had sex with all three Marx brothers in the area that Craig now occupies.

White is no stranger to the "Late Show." She has appeared while holding a briefcase full of cocaine, while calling Sarah Palin a crazy bitch,
and while dressed as a Girl Scout. In short, Betty White is as freaky as she is awesome.


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[L3ftofC3nter]

I frickin LOVE Betty White.

[Michellemlm]

Got to love Betty White.. She really is something.

[TchoupitoulasCanal]

Who is a little cheeky monkey?

I LOVE Betty White....I only hope I'm as sharp as she is if I'm blessed enough to match her years.

[buckbuck11]

Reverse vampires, with fewer teeth!
Great line.

[DoctorWhoDat]

God Bless Betty White....May she live long and prosper.

[Coloradem]

Amazing woman! She was fantastic in the otherwise horrible movie "Lake Placid".

[maryyooch]

And she is awesome, isn't she. Love her.

[thisoldbroad]

Absolutely!

[valerief]

I love Betty White. I remember when she had a teevee show on in the fifties. I think it was on every day and it lasted only fifteen minutes.

[hapiguy]

Still remember her Deck of Cards,,,great bod

[jl4141]

Even Zeppo?

[hmmmmmer]

Betty White is a national treasure.

[JScott]

Yup she's a hoot and here's one for ya I still remember her first show 'Life With Elizabeth' with the harp strumming at the beginning.

[SEQUOIABISON]

Beneath that sarcastic dark sense of humor is a warm and loving human being, anyone who loves and cares about Dogs as much as she does must have a heart of gold.

What incredible stamina, still going strong after all these years and still very effective with her style of humor; shocking people by saying the most outlandish things.

[JScott]

I thinks she's on the board of the L. A. Zoo.

[GlassMask]

Betty White is one of the Grand Dames of Comedy... and a neat human being too, from what I hear! Glad she's still having fun.

[Charles Milburn]

Great timing. What a pro.