Glenn Beck Gets Freaky: A Look At Right-Wing Erotica (VIDEO)

Andy Cobb, the man who proved that Somalia is a Libertarian paradise, who predicted the second coming of Christ in the form of a SCOTUS nominee, who brought the "let Texas secede" campaign to the Huffington Post, now takes us deep into the mind of Glenn Beck. It's terrifying.

In a new series called "Drill Baby Drill," Cobb explores conservative writings on the topic of sex. He chose Beck as his first subject because of a chapter in his 2003 book "The Real America: Messages from the Heart and Heartland," in which Beck describes (explicitly) making out with his sister. Cobb has reenacted this scene in the video below. At the end of that section of the book Beck wrote:

"By now, you probably have realized that I am not in love with my sister...So, what's the point? Why did I spend a whole chapter talking about a committed loving relationship with my sister? I did it because right now there is an organized ongoing effort to try to bend your values. To slowly shape your deepest beliefs into toleration and eventually acceptance."

Gay marriage bad, incest awesome?


WATCH:

Cobb promises further installments of "Drill Baby Drill." As he explains on his YouTube channel:

What do [conservatives] say about sex? How do they, y'know, talk sexy? The answers may surprise you. They may also make you throw up in your mouth a little bit. Subscribe now for more recreations of stories by and about Bill O'Reilly, David Vitter, Newt Gingrich, Lynne Cheney, and more. Using their own words when possible, court records when necessary.

Comments

[DSOTM]

Whether it be his sister, mother or pet dog, I feel sorry for anyone who ends up with Glenn Beck.

[LHibbard]

Ewwwwww!

[GeneralDisarray]

Everytime I see him I get D.ouche Chills

[Agent420]

Isn't this just normal GB activity? After all he is a conservative and that is what they do.

[neocon666]

Does anyone else find it interesting that the conservatives are the real freakazoids?

[Happylib]

I find it extremely NEW INFORMATION that conservatives are homophobe freaks. They all make me sick. Glenn Beck is just a money hungry, circus act...nothing more, nothing less. What a good mormon representative.

[lhoop]

This is frightening. There is a hilarious article on FICRY.com by the same name. It explains what the financial crisis has done to radicalize our politics and our porn habits (and now apparently the porn habits of conservative radicals). It's a really interesting read. Especially after watching this strange video.

ficry.com/­drill-baby­-drill-how­-the-ficry­-has-chang­ed-porn-an­d-politics­/

[bosha]

OMG!! This is disturbing and sick.

[jeliz]

Maybe everyone who dislikes Blech should buy tickets to his comedy tour and boo him out of the venue. That would be soooo beautiful. I'd pay money to boo him and what a YouTube video that would make.

[dillydawg]

Glen Beck is a freak.

[NTBoss]

Sick! Sick! Sick! I pity his relatives and also his sister! Even if it was imaginary, this is not a proper way to picture your sibling. If I were his sister I wouldn't see or even speak to him. There would be that nagging question "Was this all a joke or has Glenn really thought of me that way?"- again my opinion IF i were his sis.
ps.
Did he have fun saying those words? what was the point?
pps.
How did he imagine people's reaction to his sick thoughts?

[bo245f]

That was sick.

[expired]

This is sick and truly disturbing on so many levels.

[Tex1969]

The Beck fans on twitter must be the result of low I.Q. related to inbreeding or something.

[BoyInBOYCOTT]

Mormons can't live with em
and they want to shtoop their sister

EWWWWWWWW!

[AbeMartin]

Hide the sheep and goats.

[DeeDeeDaGumby]

ok, watching that was more then a little bit uncomfortable...