Obama Mideast Trip Exposes The Secret Muslimness Of Brian Williams (VIDEO)

Sweet Golly Goshens but does Matt Drudge have the scooplet of the century! He's got a picture of NBC Nightly News anchorman Brian Williams -- who was recently up at the White House shooting the latest edition of MSNBC: Cribs! -- doing the unthinkable! BOWING TO PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. In the tank! In the tank!

Now: what should you infer from this? Duh! How about you infer "the worst"? If you cast your mind back, you'll no doubt remember that President Obama once bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia. That means, by the transitive theory of asininity, BRIAN WILLIAMS IS NOW BOUND IN SERVICE TO SAUDI ARABIA. Why won't the birthers immediately impanel one of their Citizen Grand Juries to indict BriWi for treason?

Also, did you hear that President Obama used the word "shukran," -- which means "thank you," in Arabic -- to say "thank you," to an Arab? HMMMM. JUST WHAT IS BARACK OBAMA'S GAME, HERE? As Ben Smith points out, saying "shukran" is something "he wouldn't have done on the [campaign] trail." Yes! It's almost as if President Obama mainly encountered Americans on the campaign trail!

OH NOES! It seems that they've gotten to brave old General David Petraeus, too!

Obviously, for your own protection, you should burn the internet after reading this.

[WATCH]

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Comments

[HC4BO]

Shukran, Kunichiwa ..... Aw , who gives a heck ...

Au revoir, birthers ....

[TJCole]

What a ditz, Americans do not bow to anyone...t­hat started with John Adams when he refused to bow before King George after we won the revolution, we do not bow, we're Americans ...!

[FebM]

Hear Gen Petraeus is a secret Muslim, does that make Saudi Arabia the 51 state or we can exchange it with Alaska since both have oil?

[PeaceIsMyName]

It's funny because Islam actually states that a human shouldn't bow to another human because we are all equals. You bow to God and only God (during prayers).

And Brain Williams didn't "bow", he nodded his head and President Obama returned the gesture right back.

[liecatcher]

I'm sick & tired of this continued farce to "humanize" Obama with an onslaught of media coverage of

Michelle, the girls, the dog & now Brian Williams genuflecting. The media blitz is obviously working

because despite decisions that help WALL STREET & cripple MAIN STREET, Obama's popularity is

still high.

[zanzig]

Oh absolutely! Stop humanizing him and show him for the android that he obviously is.

[Coltrane1234]

Link? Example? What's your proof? Blind accusations convince no one.

[Wiseronenow]

I mentioned this earlier here on HP that I thought that is what BriWi did, but I didn't feel it was out of place but more so, Williams was just showing respect for the man and more particularly the office. Actually, it looked like Williams was absolutely thrilled to have been given an one on one with President. And, that's a bad thing?

[OverIt]

I think the gesture was not so much about "admiration" but about Williams conveying his gratitude for the access he had been given and the awkward spot where they were parting ways.

As they stood near the elevator bank, there was not "natural" break as Williams found himself standing near what I imagine was an off-limits area for him. I think it was Williams' way of acknowledging that he could not go beyond the thresshold of the elevator bank and that the taping was done for the day.

To borrow from Ryan Seacrest, "Williams, out".

[OverIt]

In other words, he was bowing out of the interview. Not TO Obama.

[We-Are-The-Ones]

Very funny.

Thanks!

[ImOnFire]

I'm pretty sure that Brian Williams swore fealty to the POTUS. I mean clearly his soul was rendered property of the President in the clip.

Sad that its so easy for Drudge to create a story from literally nothing instead of focusing his media outlet in a way more valuable to its readers...­.conservat­ive or not that clip and its headline helps and informs no one of anything..­...other than that Drudge has become a prostitute to the website bump.

[thecanadian]

Brian Williams was bowing to no one. Have you ever stopped to think??? The action of someone "thinking" is often accompanied by a slight look downwards - AS they think.
Try to think sometime - it is good for the brain & is less distracting! Brian was probably "thinking" - what did I miss asking?...­......"

[BankerTee]

This sarcasm must have missed your little Canadian brain. That's okay, you are still a cool Canadian!

[argon66]

Men look each other in the eye when parting with a handshake.­...BW was clearly bowing down before Obama and he looked ridiculous.

[bigsioux]

Thanks for insight on this important issue Mrs. Drudge.

[loya]

Islam forbids bowing to another human

[whiteboyblues]

When will Matt Drudge eat his fedora?

[notthistime]

lololol

[dillydawg]

Comic relief. Good article.