Jon Stewart mocked the "Morning Joe" team last night for their new affiliation with Starbucks saying they would now be required to let homeless men use their restrooms. Colbert tipped his hat to Craig T. Nelson who recently disavowed the government bailouts saying:
"What happened to society? I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No. They gave me hope, they gave me encouragement, and they gave me a vision."
I'm gonna let the ridiculousness of that statement sink in while you watch this the rest of the video which includes Conan talking about Bo Obama and Jimmy Kimmel's unintentional joke of the day.
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