Tracy Morgan The Cell Phone And The Real Spider Man: HuffPost's Caption Contest!

Original Caption From Gizmodo: Apparently this was taken during the shooting of Kevin Smith movie A Couple of Dicks, but I prefer to think that this is how Tracy Morgan gets around normally.

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French "Spiderman" Alain Robert gets busted peeping into the women's bathroom at a Sydney, Australia police precinct. By teacherwithtime.

In France, pole dances are a lot different. By Ctron.

Look, it doesn't matter how you adjust your antenna. You're still gonna need a converter box. By joeythekangaroo.

"My eyes are up here, sir." By tomtopspin.

photo "Are you serious lady? OK look, you go two blocks and make a right on 5th. Make a left on Madison and Mickey D's is right there." By L. Frank Urban.

The New RNC mascot demonstrates how to twist in the wind. By metter1.

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Tripp Palin is enticed over the finish line with promises of a Glenn Beck podcast. By metter1.

Comments

[fuzzyhearts]

Lisa Lemon, these roaming charges are killing me, but they're doing wonders to bring down my cholesterol.

[metter1]

Motorola and Schwinn: another merger gone horribly wrong.

[metter1]

The former marketing director for the iPhone III roll-out re-thinks his strategy.

[hottingers]

The newest member of the Nokia team for the Tour de France.

[metter1]

Tracy mistakenly thought he had been selected for the cast of 3rd Rock.

[jojofrance]

Zut alors, the Tour de France is just not what it used to be !!!

[treeburger]

Would-be sex symbol learns the hard way that he is a phonetic symbol at best.

[DemocratNat]

Big phones are back, bitch.

[treeburger]

Tracy uses tricycling as a desparate treatment method against his already far advanced cellulite.

[mytwosense]

Tracy Morgan sets out to prove that, like voting GOP, cell phone use while driving, er, bicycling is dangerous to your health (plan).

[hottingers]

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan as stars- 8 million dollars
Kevin Smith as director- 100 thousand dollars (1 more horrible film and he'll direct fo food)
Being able to put another black-white buddy cop movie past a gullible audience that will go to see anything with a familiar name in it.- Priceless

[Jock Yewler]

Ok, I know I needed to work out more, but the advice to think like a fat cell seems ridiculous!

[Drewbai]

"My other suit is a fax machine"

[sloreader]

Dueling ding-a-lings.

[sloreader]

Dial 911, somebody please dial 911!