COMEDY
07/11/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Conan's Twitter Tracker: Jessica Simpson's OMG Moment, Complete The Tweet (VIDEO)

Conan O'Brien hate Twitter--or at least he does a convincing job of pretending to on his show each week. Conan's "Twitter Tracker" segment exposes the inanity of the twitterverse by condensing the 140-character world even further.

According to Conan's scary yet powerful Twitter Tracker voice, you can't stop the tweets and all of the on the "Tonight Show" are solid gold, like the one he shows from Jessica Simpson about breaking a heel or the one from Karl Lagerfeld about his new car.

It seems the more Conan resists this microblogging trend, the more insistent the Twitter Tracker becomes--using pyrotechnics and animal cruelty to ensure Twitter's dominance.

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