Brides & Bankers: HuffPost's Caption Contest!

Original Caption: Participating in a joint wedding event sponsored by the USO and WE tv, military brides walk past bags of garbage in Times Square on June 11, 2009 in New York City. A total of five couples were married in a ceremony at the Military Island in Times Square to help launch a new television show on the cable channel and to celebrate the traditional beginning of the nuptial season.

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What's the best caption?

In a desperate attempt to feign empathy with the millions of average Americans ruined by shameless bankers like himself, Kenneth Lewis prepares to poke his left eye with the futile hope he may shed a tear for the cameras. By MoleManUV.

When asked to explain what "oversight" actually means, Ken Lewis points to the area above his eyeballs. By Richard22.

"...and my head I'd be scratchin' while...my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain..."

"How much time left before we adjourn? I got a coveted tee time in the Hamptons in less than an hour." By digital.

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WEDNESDAY'S WINNER:

"Claire, John, this month is Nancy's turn to be called a socialist." By mytwosense.

Comments

[SquiggleJay]

Three lesbian lovers recieve the first licesnse for a gay polygamist marriage in the State of New York, seen here wading through trash hurled by protesters.

[RedneckDem]

Guess which jilted bride committed murder?

[RedneckDem]

Three lonely desperate women show up to marry Sesame Streets Oscar.

[digital]

"Aren't we supposed to dump them BEFORE the wedding?"

[ArthurTwoShedsJackson]

"OK, ladies! Somewhere hidden in these garbage bags amid the stench and filth is...a $5,000 diamond wedding ring. Find it and it's yours! Ready, GO!!"

[hottingers]

Bride #2: "It's so eerie, I'm getting married in Times Square and my mother used to work Times Square."

[seannyb]

Throwing their lives away.

[saysay]

"come on boys, we don't wanna loose our spot in the gay marriage parade!"

[green108]

Where are the husbands when you need them to take out the garbage?

[MoleManUV]

Charge of the white bri[de]gade!

[MoleManUV]

Girls just wanna have sun!

[DEMatHEART]

The brides smile knowingly as they pass by the city's famed modern sculpture: "Homage to Girlfriends Past."

[oggiedoggie]

New National Guard reenlistment campaign: sign now and get up to $50,000 for college AND a smokin' hot bride.

[MoleManUV]

"Rain won't be fallin' on my head""Got my umbrella and a fella for my bed""trash is in the street"
"but my life's complete""No rain's never gonna keep this gal from the alter""Because we three"
"are sponsored by WEtv."

[MoleManUV]

"Rain won't be fallin' on my head"
"Got my umbrella and a fella for my bed"
"trash is in the street"
"but my life's complete"
"No rain's never gonna keep this gal from the alter"
"Because we three"
"are sponsored by WEtv."