Last week NBC issued a press release declaring Conan O'Brien "The New King of Late Night." Craig Ferguson was either pissed or giddy about this (or maybe both) and opened his show with "royal" music, announcing himself the "king of late night TV."
"You're like 'Craig many many people get more viewers than you, lots of people in late night, nearly everybody in late night gets more viewers than you. How can you be the king of late night?' Because I have a plan. 'What's your plan, Craig?' I put out a press release!"
Craig, who used to be up against Conan when he hosted "Late Night," proceeded to mock NBC's press release directly before moving on to a humorous royal sex fantasy.