Bruno's Naked GQ Cover: Hotter Than Aniston's? (PHOTOS, POLL)

An impeccably waxed Sacha Baron Cohen poses as Bruno on the cover of the July GQ. Look familiar? He is striking the same pose as Jennifer Aniston did in January, when she posed for the magazine in nothing but a Brooks Brothers necktie.


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Who has the hotter GQ cover?

Bruno

Jennifer Aniston

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Inside the Austrian fashionista dispenses style advice. Here's what Bruno had to say:

On the benefits of "manscaping":
It's more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though--yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching.

On where to store an iPhone:
Vhat ein stupid question. Keep it in your assistant's pocket, obwiously.

On the President's style:
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration--it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it's slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him--but vone shtep at a time.

On groom's attire for a heterosexual wedding:
If Brüno vas about to be married to a voman, I'd be vearing a noose.

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Comments

[emncaity]

To answer the original question: No. As in, are-you-ou­t-of-your-­f#$ing-min­d no. That kind of no.

[Ms. Lou]

He's disgusting. GQ mag is directed towards men and puts a naked man on the cover. A lot of men are going both ways. Dangerous for straight women.

[countfloyd]

I hope the good folks at Fox blow a gasket over the movie.

[mahdeealoo]

His is, well, ewww.

[disgusted48]

glad someone is out there having a good time.

[dreadylocks]

I think Aniston's cover is hotter. But I had to vote for Bruno because it looks waaaaaay less photoshopped.

[desahogao]

I believe Andj this is the video you were talking about. Enjoy it and you're welcome :) http://www.actressscene.com/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-in-break-up.html

[DrJohnnySkeptic]

He's gross.

[BubbaA]

I don't believe that everyone needs to like him. He can be VERY unfunny but how is he gross?

[lmab]

Enough of this jerk already. The only thing this guy has going for him is his publicist.

[micach]

Aniston is hot. Loved her in The Break-Up: http://www.actressscene.com/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-in-break-up.html

[andj]

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[desahogao]

No viruses li ar

[cloudmaker]

How can this article say he is striking the same pose when they are so obviously
different?

[Malkin71]

Finally, a matchup Jennifer Aniston can win....

[rivahcat]

Will someone PLEASE tell me why people think this guy is funny???

[AngelFace43]

I can't help you...haven't figured it out myself. To me he's just another jacka$$.

[LLT]

If you find out I'd love to hear the explanation. Personally, I'd be thrilled to never ever see or hear any reference to Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, Bruno or any other of his offensive and utterly unfunny incarnations again.

[TheSkepticalOne]

It's not Cohen's characters who are intrinsically funny. It's the reactions of the clueless people Ali G, Borat, and Bruno encounter that are funny. So when you are scratching your head next time pondering why people think Bruno is funny, go look in the mirror. That's right--people like YOU are the punchline!

[Dionita]

YOU get it.

[AcaciaJules]

No clue. I find him annoying and his movies boring.

[therapistfleming]

Cohen is hilarious, talented and a comedy genius who can manipulate people to expose their own bigotry and prejudices, he's made millions around the world laugh and exposed the reality of life on the fringes in the USA. He's amazing. Aniston is average looking, boring, self-aborbed and not very nice in real life.

[dirigentin]

He was amazing in Sweeney Todd, and almost stole the movie.

Great photo. His highlights are sweet -- and look at that a$$! >:P

[Fudgefase]

Borat to Bruno.
He is a chameleon though, isn't he? He's unrecognisable in this.