Judah Friedlander went on the "Late Show" last night and discussed his athletic prowess, his unique look and how he got the job on "30 Rock":
"There was an audition and the other guys were pretty bad. I asked them when they called and offered it to me I'm like 'do I have to wear a suit?' And they're like, 'no.' So I'm like, 'cool.'"
David Letterman then asked Judah about his sartorial style, specifically about the words "world champion" on his hat, t-shirt and jacket. He obviously didn't watch Judah playing ping-pong or he would have known that Friedlander rules at every sport he touches and therefore earned that title. Once Judah explained this fact and told Dave about his theory of self-offense (self-defense is lame), he whipped out a small bottle of clear liquid that Letterman mistook for water when it was, in fact, shark tears that Friedlander had collected while killing sharks. Yeah, that's right.