Larry David On Conan: My Ex Wanted Me To Die, I Would Sleep With An Anti-Semite (VIDEO)

Larry David went on the "Tonight Show" for the first time last night to promote his new film "Whatever Works," and was hilarious in his usual awkward way. He began by saying he didn't want to come on the show and wished Conan had bailed:

Larry David: Why would I want to have a social encounter in front of millions of people? I don't even like going to lunch with people...How do you do it?

Conan O'Brien: A sad childhood...I need this.

Conan then asked Larry about his divorce, which prompted him to reveal that it was caused by his healthy eating and oral hygiene obsession. "I suspect she wanted me to die, what other reason could there be?" he said. Larry also talked about his current romantic situation saying, "I'm not very discriminating...If I was attracted to an anti-Semite I would sleep with her."

He then revealed that he's "never had an orgasm [he] didn't regret."


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[longislandlol]

Larry Larry what woman would meet his hygenic standards-- what woman would is currently available- he needs gorgeous- he needs gorgeous- what about Oprah?

[olddognewtrick]

two best episodes of "Curb". Death of beloved aunt and cursing chef. Who knew that death and disablities could be so funny?

[highflag]

A meeting of super stars! Larry David and Woody Allen. The funniest man on television meets the funniest man in the movies. I look forward to this collaboration.

[Dbos]

Best sense of humor ever. Best line from curb "What the f are you doing here Larry?'

[MorpheusXNYC]

LMAO!! Whatever works looks hilarious. I will def go see that after watching that clip.
Larry David is a comedy iconoclast, to say the least.

[hidenout]

Larry David is simply the funniest writer/producer of these times.

Self deprecating, politically incorrect (if I can use that term), attacks both political extremes, dry as toast.

And comedy is at it's best with a liberal dose of the f-word, which I hear quite often within his musings.

[redsongia]

He's hot.

[Tommi2]

I have a sadness for anyone who thinks Larry David is not hilarious. It speaks volumes to me about someone who enjoys his sense of humor.
Some people actually show animosity if you mention his name and others endearingly laugh.
I'll take the laugher anyday.

[karma namdak]

Larry, gotta love him. The funniest man on Earth. May he live well into his 100's.

[WonderWomanGoddess]

I love Larry! Great interview. Curb is so funny, it's of the rare TV I watch. Will have to catch up now, and I will be seeing that movie (usually woody allen is not my thing).

[Pippilangstrumpf]

Larry,
Call my people.
I've had a crush on you for a couple of years now.
:)

[redsongia]

Me too, Lar...and I'm no anti-semite! (Or, is that a deal breaker? That seemed like some pretty steamy pillow talk)

[Raef53]

Tough love from Larry. Can't wait to see him in a Woody Allen film.

[lastpost]

Let me narrow down your answer a little here, Larry. Who wouldn’t you sleep with?
Always assuming they weren’t anti-semenic.

[earlygrayce1]

He and Louis CK are the two funniest people on earth.

[bdough]

David was pretty dang funny

[DMcD]

Looking forward to this fall , when Leno returns ------
Conan doesn't cut it .....

[SColbert]

Conan is hilarious, Leno just laughs during the interviews and hardly ever adds anything funny.