Jimmy Fallon took on Lindsay Lohan's alleged theft last night saying, "it's as if it just vanished into thin white powder."
Conan, on the other hand mocked a former presidential contender, saying:
"Senator John McCain announced today he bought a hybrid car. Apparently McCain thinks a hybrid car is one that has AM and FM radio."
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