Dickipedia: Heidi And Spencer Pratt

Dickipedia:

Heidi and Spencer Pratt (married April 25, 2009) are a couple of publicity whores, famous for tabloid feuding with even more idiotic publicity whores. That, and getting dropped off in some jungle somewhere (along with two of the Baldwin brothers and Lou Diamond Phillips). Oh right, and they're dicks.

Heidi and Spencer--or "Speidi," as they are sometimes called--are not especially charismatic or good looking, and possess absolutely no special skills, unless you consider applying lip gloss a special skill.

Of course, they did successfully weasel their way into the world of rich, young, immaculately-tweezed socialites, which definitely takes a measure of finesse. Heidi and Spencer have also made an art out of publicly befriending then publicly defriending then publicly refriending then publicly re-defriending (and so on) other brainless residents of Orange County, California.

Of Heidi and Spencer, Spencer is the cute one, Heidi the talented one. It's hard to say which is more insulting to whom.

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Comments

[TJsLibView]

They're forgetting that Heidi and Spencer were banned from E! networks (I watch The Soup. Commercials tell everything). The vote went down to 94% voted to BAN them. So now they're gone from E! Thank god. I can't stand the sight of them.

[nininenenana]

*rolls eyes*

[Tommygun264]

I haven't seen anyone so happy and proud of their stupidity since Bush left the White House.

[Dustee]

Let's see, we've got Heidi and Spenser Pratt. And then there's Paris Hilton. Please, no more d.um.b blonde's with no talent!

[steeev3]

The fact that these insipid jack a$ses make "news" headlines is exactly why terrorists hate the United States. Well put.

[Tommygun264]

I never thought it was possible to hate someone, I mean really despise them, on sight. Then I saw this pair.

[Badkitty4u]

Spencer is NOT cute, and Heidi does not even know what the word talent MEANS.

[Imzadi]

Normally, I wouldn't waste my enegry to even click on an article about those two, but then I saw it was Dickipedia, and that was all right!!

[cungar]

The Dickipedia seriously missed mentioning the fact that these two use fake Christianity as a publicity tool. This w.ench Heidi Spencer had the nerve to compare herself to Mother Theresa in her heroic Christian crusade to rid the world of evil.

[Dystopic]

is it just me, or does anyone else have the urge to make fist meet spencers face?

he has a face that needs to be pounded

[kittyarmy]

oh yeah. I'm pretty sure there's already a club for that...somewhere

[mockley]

I keep that club in the back seat of my car.

[choirgirl]

they arent just dicks. they are annoying stupid asshats. please. GET them out of anywhere!