John Kerry: Too Bad Sarah Palin Didn't Go Missing

Boston Herald:

U.S. Sen. John Kerry must have been channeling his inner Letterman yesterday.

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the "bizarre'' tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had "disappeared for four days'' and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

"Too bad,'' Kerry said, "if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.''

Read the whole story: Boston Herald

Comments

[earlygrayce1]

Kerry craks a joke..... and it's hilarious!
Way to go John.

[Scriobhaim]

We can all be glad that John Kerry went missing from the presidential horizon.

[RichPort]

Somehow she'll find a way to make this about one of her kids.

[Scriobhaim]

Yeah, just like the incredible way she twisted Letterman's joke about her daughter into a joke about... uh... her daughter.
Got a good point there, RichPort. The port you're drinking must be really rich!

[sarabono]

Kerry is about as funny and interesting as a stinky old jock strap.

I think it is time for him to go back up the river to Cambodia.....and stay there.

[phinney]

John who? Is he that guy on Jib Jab?

[redsongia]

For those of you non-Boston residents, the Boston Herald is the conservative paper. They are clearly trying to fan the ire of pro-palinistas.

[bronceye]

Can't wait for her ten days of indignant rebuttals.

[escribacat]

Uh-oh. Sarah will be on the warpath over that comment!

[omenapt]

I DEFINITELY dont like her, but I am so glad he never became our President ! YUCK!

[redsongia]

I know it! John Kerry of all people is talking about how annoying those OTHER politicians are? Sheesh!

(and I'm in Massachusetts, so it's not like I'm not used to this droopy faced fvker)

[jimrs6]

Like his first wife went missing?

[sippewissett]

Pretty sharp comment from a usually dry guy.

[redsongia]

Pretty sharp for a 3rd grader.

[mockley]

Watch it John.
You could have a throng of maybe 15 rabid SP supporters outside your office tomorrow.

[Deja Peterson]

best comment ever!

[Yermammy]

HA HA HAAAAA! Das funee :) :D You mark my words, though- I'd be paying attention to Perry and Palin if I was Big Head Todd. Not too late to call "Cheaters", first dude! Ha Ha!

[harmonikasavingsbonds]

John Kerry is funny in a way that Old Sarah will never be.

[redsongia]

Unintentionally funny?

[Scriobhaim]

Yes, something for Sarah to be thankful for!