According to The Onion, Obama's latest plan to increase the nation's productivity is to discuss goals and achievement (and increased use of Google docs) with each and every American worker. He's still looking for a ropes course that can accommodate 140 million people for the nationwide retreat. No telling how the President's latest initiative will impact his own productivity on the job.
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