150 Years Of Solitude: "Daily Show" Celebrates Madoff Verdict (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 06-30-09 08:19 AM   |   Updated: 06-30-09 08:46 AM

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Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled thousands of innocent people out of their life savings, was sentenced to 150 years in prison yesterday for what the judge called "extraordinarily evil." Jon Stewart took this opportunity to weep for Ruth Madoff, who will now have to give up her mansion AND her $40,000 fur. He also mocked MSNBC for appearing to predict the exact date of Madoff's death, something the media seems to have trouble with in general considering they think 150 year sentence only means death-in-prison for an older man.

Stewart then tossed to John Oliver, the "Daily Show"'s senior ponzologist, who described the details of the handjob Ponzi scheme Bernie Madoff was running in prison. It was yielding two handjobs for every pack of cigarettes, a ridiculous rate of return that was quickly revealed as a fraud.


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Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled thousands of innocent people out of their life savings, was sentenced to 150 years in prison yesterday for what the judge called "extraordinarily evil." Jon Stewart t...
Bernie Madoff, a man who swindled thousands of innocent people out of their life savings, was sentenced to 150 years in prison yesterday for what the judge called "extraordinarily evil." Jon Stewart t...
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- Vandy Vo I'm a Fan of Vandy Vo 2 fans permalink
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handjobs? WTF!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:01 PM on 07/01/2009
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ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ponzi scheme invest cigs for handjobs, gotta love Stewart !!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:27 PM on 07/01/2009
- tanya1111 I'm a Fan of tanya1111 83 fans permalink
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HONESTLY THE BEST SOURCE FOR NEWS THERE IS! DAILY SHOW IS SIMPLY HIGH ART!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:08 PM on 07/01/2009
- indy100 I'm a Fan of indy100 23 fans permalink
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You've gotta love Jon Stewart. Keep it coming Jon!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:05 PM on 07/01/2009

A comical way of explaining how Madoff screwed the public. Enron comes to mind, however. The people that broke a state and devastated the lives of thousands through its cooked books received comparatively light sentences and when Ken Lay died before his sentencing dates, they cleared his reputation. It would appear there are some discrepancies in these cases. Some of the architects of that scheme will soon be out of prison and accessible to people and equipment enabling them to again defraud the public. This is disturbing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:52 AM on 07/01/2009

John stewart sucks

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:13 AM on 07/01/2009
- rini I'm a Fan of rini 34 fans permalink
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??????

Did we watch the same clip??

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:03 PM on 07/01/2009
- indy100 I'm a Fan of indy100 23 fans permalink
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You wish.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:00 PM on 07/01/2009
- Helanren I'm a Fan of Helanren 3 fans permalink

No, that thing he discussed? That was just a hand job, nothing more, nothing less. You don't really think that that would be included as well, did you? At a price of just one pack of cigarettes?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:34 AM on 07/02/2009

In case anyone wants to buy that fur, they might want to watch this.
(not at all funny)

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm&speed=med

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:58 AM on 07/01/2009
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Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:52 PM on 06/30/2009
- rini I'm a Fan of rini 34 fans permalink
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I always find Jon's show hilarious, but this was exceptionally funny. The "hand job derivative" explanation that John Oliver offered was priceless, as was Jon's reaction. You could read a lot into that, including a commentary on the ridiculous nature of the finance industry..­..

or you could just laugh.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:06 PM on 07/01/2009

John Oliver was way out of the loop on the prison economy. The Onion reported months ago that a pack of smokes was already costing more than two handjobs: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/prison_economy_spirals_as_price

Apparently Madoff was just taking advantage of already existing market conditions.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:06 PM on 07/01/2009
- texgal7 I'm a Fan of texgal7 3 fans permalink
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Unbelievably funny, Jon Stewart!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 PM on 06/30/2009
- ricmarc I'm a Fan of ricmarc 14 fans permalink

what in the world is that fur coat made out of? live baby seals?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:57 PM on 06/30/2009

I believe I read online that anyone who is sentenced to more than 25 years in prison automatically goes to a maximum security prison. I hope his life there is a living hell! And I hope the rest of his family, who profitted from and actively participated in his ponzi scheme, will join him there!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:30 PM on 06/30/2009
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What's to celebrate? Madoff bilks the public out of billions, he goes to jail. Corporate America does the same thing and gets a massive tax break and de-regulation.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:27 PM on 06/30/2009
- condew I'm a Fan of condew 9 fans permalink

Yeah, $50 billion divided by 150 years means if he lived the entire 150 years, he got $333 million for each year served.

At that rate of return, could I please serve a day or two? I could use a couple million to replenish my 401K after the losses of 2008.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:15 PM on 06/30/2009
- BroMan I'm a Fan of BroMan 3 fans permalink

One wonders where HuffPost gets its edtiorial staff.

150 Years Of Solitude: "Daily Show" Celebrates Madoff Verdict (VIDEO).

There was no verdict since he pleaded guilty.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:03 PM on 06/30/2009
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Most people don't know the difference between the verdict and the sentencing

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:31 PM on 06/30/2009
- tanya1111 I'm a Fan of tanya1111 83 fans permalink
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NICO DID IT

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:10 PM on 07/01/2009
- Whinger I'm a Fan of Whinger 46 fans permalink
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I think it's fair to say that past and future Presidents could do with being sent a similar message!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:52 PM on 06/30/2009
- DaveVDave I'm a Fan of DaveVDave 2 fans permalink
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Jon Stuart is really funny but he seems to be a lot more aggressive and charged lately!

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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:42 PM on 06/30/2009
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