DraftBachmann.com: Mock Website Plugs Michele Bachmann For Governor

With the 2010 Minnesota gubernatorial race approaching, and Representative Michelle Bachmann still mum on whether or not she will run, the Democratic Governors Association has launched DraftBachmann.com, a hoax website ironically supporting her potential candidacy.

"If Michele Bachmann knows anything, it's that out-dated ideas -- like helping the middle class -- are ruining this country. And in a year when hospitals are struggling, teachers are being laid off and road repairs are delayed, Bachmann's ideas are exactly what we need if we are going to truly protect our billionaires."

The website urges people to pick a Fourth of July e-card to send out to friends and family. Each of the cards exhibits a prime Bachmann quotation.

Michelle Bachmann on global warming:
"...it's all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax."

Michelle Bachmann on common sense job creation:
"Literally, if we took away the minimum wage... we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level."

Michelle Bachmann on Barack Obama:
"I'm very concerned that [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views."

Michelle Bachmann on science:
"Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There's a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That's where it's difficult to prove."

Michelle Bachmann on setting life goals:
"My number one goal is to not go to jail."

Michelle Bachmann on Congress:
"I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-American or anti-American."

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Comments

[Dbos]

All democrats should get behind her nomination. She cant win the election

[Agent420]

When does Minnesota get a chance to rectify their mistake?

[Harold Stone]

http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/

[anaicram]

I'm yet to see a picture without this woman looking "boogle eyed". Is there one out there? And if so, why aren't they using it?? I don't do fright movies and this one scares me!

[Katie5]

Why is that everytime I see a pic of her, it looks weird?

[anaicram]

That's probably because you can't fix "crazy"

[DASChicago]

LOL!!!!

[cariintexas]

Draft Bachman, best idea I've heard lately. Draft her, give her a uniform and send her rear into combat. Let her see what fighting is all about.

[zendem1]

Go to the site. Send a card.

[llisa]

Draft Bachmann, please. A stint in the army could only do her good.

Oh--for governor?

Never mind.

[zendem1]

Please, oh pretty please run for Governor. I can hardly wait for the implosion.

[peacethinker]

If the people in her district can't find someone better to represent them ... oh that's just pathetic

[rockyb26]

it's unbelievable that she just won re-election back in november. she said all of the anti-american drivel about then senator obama and her constituents before election day and they still thought she was worthy of a seat in congress. yuck

[wayicit]

Research it a little, turns out in 2002 they redistrict­ed(Minneso­ta's 6th Congressional District) to include more Repubs. Won by only 8pts.

Close, but maybe they can boot her out the next time. Cross your fingers!

[Qwack79]

LOL, that picture makes her look like Bat Boy from the weekly world news

[FilthyHarry]

I'd support her being drafted into the military.

[sueinmn]

Take away min wage and wipe out unemployment? WOW are we gonna work for 1.50 per hour??

Hey China here we come!!

[AlwaysRightLeftist]

That is her 'logic'.

[jubei]

Michele Bachmann/Elizabeth Hasselbeck 2012,Secretary Of State:Sarah Palin and future head of Homeland Security:John Mccain!

[Bongborg]

Michele Bachmann on science:
"Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There's a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That's where it's difficult to prove."

You know, she's right.

There's absolutely no evidence for change of the type she posits, because of the evidence that it just don't work that way. Donkeys are not on our branch of the tree of life, although when I look at Michele sometimes I wonder about that. Nor are cats or grass, though starfish and unicellular organisms are down the limb a ways.

Anything is difficult to prove to a m0r0n. That doesn't mean it isn't true, it just means m0r0ns are hard to teach.