New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less (VIDEO)

We all know how hard it is to eat fast food: The constant arm movement, the repetitive teeth usage. Well now someone's finally done something about it. America's fast food pushers have put their heads together to create feedbags that will let you eat without moving at all, save the gently swallowing motion--you'll want to keep that up.


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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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[ebroadcast]

04:34 PM on 07/06/2009

All I could think was, man I hope this is an article from the Onion. Phew

[jdt67]

07:58 PM on 07/03/2009

How sad for our great country.

[wadenelson1]

05:09 PM on 07/03/2009

This would work great for buttered popcorn. And in the dark theater nobody would have to know.

[debwk]

04:32 PM on 07/03/2009

Thanks Onion - what a wonderful satire piece commenting on our cultural obsession with corporate fast food. In the future, please do something about "dent corn" -maybe tell everybody how "delicious" this "food" truly is! Helpful recipes would be nice!

[digitalprophet]

04:21 PM on 07/03/2009

I would just get irritated when I couldn't reach the bottom of the bag with my tongue =P

Sorry, could resist being facetious on this one.. The Onion rocks :)

[lostpl8]

03:59 PM on 07/03/2009

The sad thing is that this is actually believable, I mean we are kind of moving towards it.