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08/03/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less (VIDEO)

We all know how hard it is to eat fast food: The constant arm movement, the repetitive teeth usage. Well now someone's finally done something about it. America's fast food pushers have put their heads together to create feedbags that will let you eat without moving at all, save the gently swallowing motion--you'll want to keep that up.

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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

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