Fox News:
Bernard Madoff has hired a veteran prison consultant to help him to find the best possible jail in which to serve his 150-year sentence for Wall Street's biggest fraud.
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HIRES? How can he? isn't he broke now?
I've got a good prison for him: Cook County Jail. Give him a week.
Give him a pillow and a jar of Vaseline.
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Have we fallen down Alice's rabbit hole?
Prison consultants?
Unless every convict gets to choose their own prison this is completely out of whack.
So much for democracy and justice for all.
You mean he gets to choose????
And he has the bucks to pay a consultant?
And there is such a thing as a "prison consultant'?
Only in..........oh, never mind.
Pay for the consultant? How is he paying for his attorney?! With his funds, he should have a public defender!
I think it's about time they equalized prison: lotto. Pick of the draw.
Bernie, I hate to be the one to tell you, but you don't get to choose which prison you go to -- the Bureau of Prisons does that and they love it when a prisoner requests a specific prison. They love it because they love to say NO! It's their first chance to show you who's in charge and it's them, not you.
I thought this story had to be a joke. But no, it's under business. Then I got it. It's from Focks nooz.
wtf??? a prison consultant??? a job description that simply shouldn't exist....good grief.
hey can go ahead and compare chefs, but they'll still spit in your food anyway.
and that's not all they do, Bernie sweet ole soul you'.ll do well to heed some advice here, and its free don''t look down ever, don't stand with your back to other inmates while taking a shower, they'll get interested as to what a billion dollar prostitute is like for a candy bar, they'll be swapping you off like you were yesterdays heyday. and get used to shaved heads and swastikas, and be sure to be real friendly to the black folk too, in your desire to be Mr Rich you may have stripped some poor ole prisoners mommy of her life savings.
Its great you hired a consultant but your problem is really not where your going, but how are they gong to keep you alive?, looks as though you'll go into protective custody, where there are real simple rules of survival, keep your sanity from being pillaged from the crassness you'll be around for a very very very very very very very very very very very very long time, its time to bid you fair thee well and as the axiom goe's, see ya but I wouldn't want to be ya.
Just think your wife's skinny ole shanks are bare with no furry and fluffy coverings to keep her warm in the long nights and days ahead, hey you don't have to worry about P.E.T.A any more do you?
He needs to be sent to the prison with the biggest badest horniest imates.
The fact that Bernie Madoff can hire anyone to do anything means that he still has too much money! Why does he still have access to funds of any kind? Do the insults to the rule of law among the rich and corrupt have no limits?
That's my question. He should have "0, zip, zero, nada" financial resources at this time.
Which prison is best for my classy lifestyle?
So he's gonna try to pick which Hotel he'd like to stay at.
The guy's got some CJ's !; World-Class in fact !
Simple answer: Federal SuperMax. He gave his victims no choices, so why should HE have a choice of prisons?
I agree. I dont know how in the world he thinks he can 'choose' ANYTHING anymore. He lost his right of choice.
Now its up to the feds to decide his prison fate....I cannot even believe he has any money left to hire anyone!!!! Take it ALL away!
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Posted: 07- 4-09 10:27 AM