Madoff Hires Prison Consultant To Help Him Find Best Possible Jail
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Bernard Madoff has hired a veteran prison consultant to help him to find the best possible jail in which to serve his 150-year sentence for Wall Street's biggest fraud.
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If I were Madoff's prison consultant I would find him a prison with the highest rate of erectile dysfunction
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Posted 05:30 PM on 07/04/2009
LOL!!!
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Posted 06:20 PM on 07/04/2009
Now THAT'S funny! You should send this one to Letterman.
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Posted 06:24 PM on 07/04/2009
Or the highest percentage of heterosexual inmates.
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Posted 07:34 PM on 07/04/2009
Why does he have any money left to afford a consultant????
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Posted 05:26 PM on 07/04/2009
What? is this a joke?
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Posted 05:23 PM on 07/04/2009
For sure, Madoff will find a "designer prison".
Maybe an Armani?
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Posted 05:23 PM on 07/04/2009
So when did convicted prisoners get to choose where they do their time?
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Posted 05:20 PM on 07/04/2009
I cracked up with this one. Only in America could someone actually be a prison consultant. The thing is with these richy rich buisiness crooks is they always have a couple of politicians in their pockets.
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Posted 05:14 PM on 07/04/2009
Believe me, I am laughing with you.LOL
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Posted 05:53 PM on 07/04/2009
Dang. There is a such thing. But what a prison consultant does is tell the newly convicted and scared sh*tl*ss how to act in prison. Pity Madoff couldn't have found someone to tell how to act when he was a free man:
http://www
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Posted 05:11 PM on 07/04/2009
A Prison consultant? I thought that was the judge.
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Posted 05:08 PM on 07/04/2009
How about he goes from town to town spending 18 hours a day in a dunk tank? Everyone in America gets 3 throws.
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Posted 05:02 PM on 07/04/2009
Bernie's check will bounce but the will still find the 'best' prison.
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Posted 04:59 PM on 07/04/2009
True. What would they do? Put him in jail?
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Posted 05:07 PM on 07/04/2009
fox news made this up
that said, its pretty funny
maybe Esquire will devote its next issue to best prisons in the world
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Posted 04:56 PM on 07/04/2009
A "Prison Consultant" - really, are you kidding me? Its that on the dudes business card?
Prision consultant, I've heard it all...
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Posted 04:52 PM on 07/04/2009
Guantanamo sounds like a good place for him. Since when to convicted felons get to choose a prison?
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Posted 04:50 PM on 07/04/2009
If the judicial system lets him choose the prison to go to it will show this judicial system is corrupt to the core. The truth then will be the best Judicial System Money Can Buy.
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Posted 04:42 PM on 07/04/2009
Is Sing Sing still available?
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Posted 04:39 PM on 07/04/2009
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