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LOL, really, really, really, hard!
I bet RyanAir owns the bar at the airport.
Many would want to toss down a couple of stiff ones first if they had to endure that.
So much for the crash position.
This is so off the wall that for a moment I thought I was reading an Onion article. Then reality set in. A true snapshot of reality. People are cattle and not much more. They don't eat us per say just our money. We don't have any money really, we just hold it for those who actually own it.
Andy
Perch on this! RyanAir
Does anybody think there wouldn't be takers for this option on a short route if it was cheaper.
There will be for sure. Some of their fares are very very very low--you pay for it in other ways, but at least you get there.
I'd be waiting for the lawsuit when the inevitable encounter with moderate turbulence or a hard landing results in easily foreseeable injuries.
They will be naming these flights "The Donald Rumsfeld enhanced air service". Dogs will be used to make sure no one sits down.
Heh :-)
Sardines in a flying tin can.
How much money did the airlines get from the government after 9-11?
Now the airlines have fees for just about everything- including one that has a fee to use their toilets.
Tax or fee- what is the difference?
How much government money was given to the CEO's of the failed airlines to save their business which is an oligopoly- a monopoly is illegal in the USA?
How many airline jobs lost were never recovered from the bailout they got in 2001?
How much money did the airlines get from the government after 9-11?
Now the airlines have fees for just about everything- including one that has a fee to use their toilets.
How much government money was given to the CEO's of the failed airlines? How did they cut their salaries?
What is the state of the airline industry today?
Difficult question for the USA – which does not even rank within the top 25 for education in the world.
LOL, Michael O'Leary has no limits--he's such a blatant crudball of a businessman I almost have some sort of respect for him. RyanAir is indeed cheap, and if you're willing to put up with the sheer indignity of flying them, one can indeed afford it.
will the pilots have seats? are the pilots even necessary?
How about they fly with no passengers. That will save on fuel costs. Less weight.
Borowitz will have a field day with this. I thought it was one of his columns.
Just "package" 'em in tubes like they did in the movie "The Fifth Element" and stack the plane full. With this approach you might even survive a crash if the "package" automatically filled with airbags on impact.
you know some airline exec is thinking... "mmm, put the passengers in the luggage, charge for carry-ons, like if they had three kids, that's three carry-ons... cha-ching!"
Maybe they'll let one of the flight attendants (air waitresses) sit in my lap to make more room for others!
I'm kidding, of course. And I really shouldn't be degrading to the flight folks. They actually are there for the safety of the passengers and do their job well,,, as in the case of the plane landing in the Hudson.
But this is probably either a rumor or some Ryanair executive (maybe related to Biden?) saying something he shouldn't be with no basis in reality.
Never gonna happen.
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First Posted: 07- 6-09 09:41 AM | Updated: 08- 6-09 05:12 AM