'Three's Company' Joyce DeWitt Cited For DUI

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — An actress who starred on the hit television series "Three's Company" has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving. Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo.

Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests.

Kim says DeWitt was booked at the Police Department, cited and released on her own recognizance.

A telephone listing for DeWitt was not immediately available.

Comments

[byla]

Seriously? That's her? Wow, looks nothing like her.

Sorry, girl. Suzanne Somers fared a little better than you. Blonds always trump brunettes.

[sallythewerewolf]

Malarkey! Sophia Loren and Brigitte Bardot are the same age. Sophia looks like a goddess and Brigitte looks like a dried cod.

[Lerrin]

Understood, but let's be fair.
We're comparing Suzanne's public image (presented after a cadre of makeup artists/stylist have done their work) to Joyce's private image.
Joyce did not have the luxury of such a 'cleanup crew'.

[gifu]

Quack quack quack

[byla]

Geez-o-peet. Joyce was always my favorite on that show, and I always felt bad for her because I didn't think she got the recognition she deserved.

Farrah Farcett, Suzanne Somers and other blonds always fared much better. Geez, society loves a dumb blond.

Personally, I love a redhead. Name a few famous redheads for me.

[PuzzledinPeoria]

Red Skelton.
Red Buttons.
Red Foley.
Red Sovine.
Red Foxx.

Oops. All before your time.

[grimm]

Yeah? Trowel the makeup off Somers and stand her under the hard light.

[peskime]

She looks like she's just been goosed (from beyond the grave.)
Put the bottle down Joyce.

[katocat]

I love Joyce, I hope she's OK.

[duckcrackers]

Ernest Borgnine just went limp.

[jl4141]

What, just now? You go, Ernie!

[JimR]

Ernie? Never!

[Aramingo]

What was her blood alcohol level?

[DnDCfromChi-town]

interesting photo

[cactusgal]

Looks like my sister-in-law, only with better hair and probably less gin in her system

[TabbyJ]

funny.....

[hopefulnana]

Your family holidays must be a riot.

[brandnewstuff]

Levae Her Alone..


While I pick a proverbial bone in purgatory
Big Deal.... the State of Texas ran the world on bad information and major bullshitte someone I think a man had a straw up his nose... the secret of world of snow in Dallas Texas that is the real pisser Obamantion paid for by Branding of Corporate Inc to do nothing about REAL ABUSE Real Issuses

[CloseToTheEdge]

Try cutting the pills in half...

[gifu]

Whoa, there!! Again, please......

[woodcut]

RATIONAL RECOVERY worked for me.
A.A. didn't = too much GOD in their program. They say "higher power" but GOD is in their 12 - steps.
Good luck Joyce.

[JimR]

And this is newsworthy, why?

Stay strong, Joyce! Screw the haters.

[Bulbul]

Well Janet, couldn`t you have been involved in charity or something instead of boozing ?

[JimR]

Sounds like a false choice, no? So you can either be involved in charity, or go out drinking, but not both?

[sherbug]

Geez, I would have never recognized her.

[shanester]

As Chrissy would say:

"Ohhhhh Janet what have you done????!!"

[LS1958]

Every time someone writes a story about Joyce DeWitt from now until even after her death, this photo will be prominently featured.

And that's the difference between being a celebrity drunk driver and a regular drunk driver.

[imvegan]

It's an embarrassing photo reminiscent of my drivers license. But you know, for sixty years old and being allegedly pickled with alcohol, she could look a whole lot worse (Nick Nolte).

[shanester]

I think she looks worse than Nolte :))

[JonShank]

Then you kiss Nick, I'll take Joyce.