Porn Movies Now Have Even Less Plot

New York Times:

The actress known as Savanna Samson once relished preparing for a role. "I couldn't wait to get my next script," she said.

There's no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.

Read the whole story: New York Times

Comments

[tigerlyly]

Workers in Porn don't have a right to dignity like real people.

[ThermoChemist]

As HuffPo had posted in February..­.

"The guys over at Holy Taco made this hilarious flowchart that explains how most skin flicks progress. It's not safe for work, children, pets, or many adults. Enjoy!"

Porn Movie Flowchart
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/19/porn-movie-flowchart_n_168430.html

[ObamAtomic]

Lights,Cameras and Action,plo,plo,plo, ahhhh!

[NoblesseOblige]

Not all porn is "straight", There is plenty of good gay porn to be had. Just sayin'.

[Sardonica]

Indeed. All the brilliant, poignant portrayals of pizza delivery men, pool cleaners, and gardeners showing up at the doors of lonely, hot housewives­....gone; lost to the ages.

[shawshank]

They used to get fast-forwarded back then too.

[ErnestineBass]

Best line in a p0rn film ever?

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

(DeepThroat)

[turfkiller]

Welcome to the new Twitter culture.

Nobody has the space for tea and crumpets any more.

[ErnestineBass]

But they can still post an advert for "Personal Services". heh

[ErnestineBass]

Twit 4 Tw@t?

[AlwaysRightLeftist]

Are you suggesting people actually WATCHED anything aside from the f***ing? Who are these people?

[timewaster2dcore]

Well, why create plots that always have the same outcome and not get into the whole thing--f%$#ing. Also, all the plots and theatrics (or acting as Savanna would say) are pretty dumb, cheesy, and boring. I usually fast-forward that part to the real acting I want to watch. If I wanted to watch real acting, I know where to go----get a non-f%$#inggraphic movie. So, Savanna, no one expected you to "act" but "f%$k.

[captainigor]

"Sweetie, you weren't hired because you can act. . .shut up and ####!

[Zengeist]

I can understand that she looked forward to "acting". Yet there's a good reason that word is in quotes.

[kimmisner]

Didn't these people's parents teach them not to talk with their mouths full, anyway?

[jeremymlucas]

There's a point why there's less plot, the plot drastically slows it down

[Kalarchis]

I've watched pornos with "plot." It was awkward. I kept wondering when they were going to get to the good part.

[flurryup]

Me too!

[Christopher Millsap]

The lack of plot is distressing to me too. Oh, how I miss the classics like "Shaving Ryan's Privates" when we saw a Shakespearian approach to porn like "Uh..hey..­um..so like ya wanna do it? Um ...umm yeah..like­, uh let's do it" Sadly, we have lost an art form.

[wadenelson1]

Other than "Bring out the Gimp" what lines are really needed?