Yahoo! News:
A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday.
Want to reply to a comment? Hint: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to
Two weekends ago I got toasted at the town carnival and passed out in front of the local library. I guess there's a little badger in all of us.
Badgirs iz hoomins 2 lolz!!!1
I'm sure a dachshund would have come in quite handy at that point.
That's no drunk badger, that's Mark Sanford.
And what did the Badger say to on coming traffic?
Na, na I bet you can't hit me!
That's pretty darn cute. Getting drunk on cherries and stopping traffic. Not your average badger.
Badgers are nicely designed.
Their facial racing stripe is especially appealing.
I didn't know you could smoke cherries!
Big deal. This sort of thing happens in Madison dozens of time each night.
At least they gently shooed it away and didn't beat it to death like that old freak in Ohio.
Ha ha! I love it. Even badgers like imbibing once in a while.
TigersEye, wanna make a bet that this here fella is ole Jeb's trained compadre?
Now that solves the riddle, Jeb's vacationing in Germany! I was wondering where he went. ;)
lol great story. Ever heard of Josiah the Badger? He was Roosevelt's pet. He used to go around and bite people's ankles in the White House.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16965_7-badass-animals-presidents-have-kept-as-pets.html
The next time a drunk, diarrheal badger sits in the road stopping traffic, I want video! Damnit!
WHAT A CUTE STORY!
Badgers are adorable!
More on this debacle:
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
So is this Badger-Gate!
I wonder if any of the German cops that got it out of the road said, "We don't need no stinking badgers!"
lol - you just HAD to go there.....
hahaha!
Loading comments…
First Posted: 07- 9-09 09:58 AM | Updated: 07- 9-09 11:40 AM