Badger Gets Drunk Off Cherries And Disrupts Traffic In Germany
Yahoo! News:
A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday.
Yahoo! News:
A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday.
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Two weekends ago I got toasted at the town carnival and passed out in front of the local library. I guess there's a little badger in all of us.
Badgirs iz hoomins 2 lolz!!!1
And what did the Badger say to on coming traffic?
Na, na I bet you can't hit me!
That's pretty darn cute. Getting drunk on cherries and stopping traffic. Not your average badger.
I didn't know you could smoke cherries!
lol great story. Ever heard of Josiah the Badger? He was Roosevelt's pet. He used to go around and bite people's ankles in the White House.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16965_7-badass-animals-presidents-have-kept-as-pets.html
The next time a drunk, diarrheal badger sits in the road stopping traffic, I want video! Damnit!
More on this debacle:
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
So is this Badger-Gate!
I wonder if any of the German cops that got it out of the road said, "We don't need no stinking badgers!"
First Posted: 07- 9-09 09:58 AM | Updated: 07- 9-09 11:40 AM