Porn-Blaring Man To Take Anger Management Classes

PHOENIXVILLE, Pa. — A suburban Philadelphia man has agreed to take anger management classes for blaring a pornographic soundtrack to chase away kids playing outside his home. Michael Buck was arrested May 31 at his upscale Phoenixville cul-de-sac after irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block-and-a-half away.

The 27-year-old man will also perform 20 hours of community service under terms of a 90-day agreement reached in court Thursday.

If Buck complies with the terms, he'll return to court in October and plead guilty to a noise violation charge. He had faced more serious charges of corruption of minors and disorderly conduct.

Neighbors at the hearing said they're satisfied with the agreement.

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Information from: The Mercury, http://www.pottsmerc.com

Comments

[Perry Clease]

He should have played opera or something that the kids wouldn't like. Or download that annoying buzz sound only they can hear.

[Mannock]

Lou Reed's metal machine Music. Works every time.

[RobinLandseadel]

When I worked at Wherehouse in the mid-seventies, we had a contest to see what music would completely clear out the store in the middle of a Saturday afternoon---Metal Machine Music vs. a really bad recording of Schoenberg's "Ode to Napoleon Bonaparte. Schoenberg won.

[robin50]

Hey come on, leave Lou Reed alone. One of my favorite songs is Lou Reed and a "Walk on the Wild Side". As a matter of fact I think I'll have to go plug it in!

[tapeatsbill]

Worked at a record store in the mid 70's. On Sunday about 11AM the after church crowd would come in. This guy I worked with one Sunday put on the most foul Red Foxx record. Ol' Red was working Blue. I got so embarassed I had to go hang out in the back room.

After 5 min. I came out and asked why he put that on, "I hate those effin church people."

I still laugh at his hutzpah.

[Dynamohum]

LOL Brilliant!!

[Gasparilla]

But I am assuming the boss liked their money.

[cjk002]

Lighten up..

[Palemoon]

But had he played certain types of music, there would have been a party instead with not even a police report made. Go figure.

[Bongborg]

I'm not sure what types of music you are referring to, but it would have to be something that appealed to the roughly 87% white demographic of Phoenixville, I'd say.