UPI:
Linda the penguin has split up two male penguins who lived as a nesting couple for six years at the San Francisco Zoo, caretakers said.
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Republicans all over America are celebrating the break up.
I just love how humans project!
Yeah, there is nothing like a woman!
Hey did anybody think they are just goooood friends?
Only in San Francisco can this story take place, LOL
not...same sex (male) couple at East London aquarium in South Africa, as well as SANCCOB rehab centre in Cape Town...
Here's the thing, though: if the human population was dwindling close to extinction, who'd be laughing at who?
talking about dwindling populations,
Aristotle claimed that the Cretan lawgivers encouraged pederasty as a means of population control, by directing love and sexual desire into non-procreative channels:
"and the lawgiver has devised many wise measures to secure the benefit of
moderation at table, and the segregation of the women in order that they may not
bear many children, for which purpose he instituted association with the male sex."
(Aristotle, Politics 2.1272a 22-24)
Plato in his Laws, blamed pederasty for promoting civil strife and driving many to their wits' end, and recommended the prohibition of sexual intercourse with boys, laying out
a path whereby this may be accomplished. (Plato, Laws, 636D & 835E)
They couldn't take the media pressure...lol
Having known all three quite well, I knew this was inevitable once Linda became a born again Christian.
Split Happens!
It'll never last linda, you're going to have to be prepared to share.
Harry is bi.
It's obvious the conniving Linda cured Harry of his gayness as zookeepers planned. Recidivist Pepper is said to be scheduled for a more rigorous ECT to fix his wagon.
My favorite Larsen cartoon was of a huge crowd of identical penguins racing in lockstep across the ice towards the water while one of them belts out the song, " I Gotta Be Me."
And to think I gave them a wedding gift.
Where's Gloria Allred when you need her ? Good luck Harry & Pepper !
But what we all want to know is this: did Harry and Pepper have a palimony agreement??
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First Posted: 07-12-09 11:03 PM | Updated: 07-12-09 11:21 PM