Caller Reduces Glenn Beck To High-Pitched Hissy Fit

Nutlog Fox News Channel comedian Glenn Beck was apparently doing his radio show today, when he finally got so sick of what some caller was telling him about health care in the Netherlands that he went to his "death metal" place, angrily spitting envenomed barbs of invective back at the lady on the other line. It was crazy and growly and scary! But that was nothing! Mere seconds later, when the woman said something to the effect that Beck didn't care about people without health care, and yet he was cool with big bank bailouts, Beck somehow found a much higher level of TOTAL CRAZYSAUCE than ever before! Suddenly, Beck was emitting horrifying high-pitched shrieks, wailing, "GET OFF MY PHONE! GET OFF MY PHONE!" and a bunch of other terrifying stuff that only dogs can hear. Jeezy creezy the guy is just all messed up inside!

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Of course, it's probably true that the woman had never tuned in to Beck's radio show before because, if she had, she would know that Beck really isn't a fan of the bank bailouts. She'd also know that his opinion on health care reform is basically limited to whining about that one time he went in for ass-surgery and barely survived to make a terrifying YouTube video in the style of the Blair Witch Project about how he had scary drugged-up visions that left him angry that the people who treated him at the hospital did not give him the rich-person compassion that he felt he deserved.

Anyway, Glenn Beck screaming like a cartoon mouse being stabbed in the scrotum with knitting needles is your new, terrifying ringtone. Warning: Once you listen to this clip, you can never un-listen to it.

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Comments

[CrittersRTasty]

Wow, if I had to deal with callers like that woman i might well go nuts too.

[utahbro]

Are we living on the same planet? She was fine but Beck was throwing a temper tantrum.

[cosmicbullfight]

I can hear the blood vessels in his brain popping.

[Michelle Sabrosky]

So, what's the big deal? I would have probably hung up on that lady 2 seconds after she opened her mouth. She is spoon fed Liberal, Communistic, Socialist LIES, and is proud of it. Where does "free" health care come from? DUH!!! Come on!

So Glenn lost his temper, last I checked he was human.... Get off it people and quit wagging the dog, nice distraction to what ever else is going on in our soon to be Socialist Republic of the Divide States of America.

[RIConservative]

Very good post....unexpected in this forum.

[RedGinger]

You conservatives are appalling. It's really hard to understand those who agree w/ the mentality of Beck.....

[joeythetrollslayer]

Apparently, no one here has ever heard someone lose their temper. The is mild stuff. Throwing stuff around, socking your radio mates, banging your head on the table, pulling out the microphone, and breaking all of the tv monitors, and everything in the room--that's losing your temper. Lindsay Lohan could teach you guys a thing or two about that, or some sports coaches. Definitely O.J. or that other music creepy guy who worked with the Beatles. In other words, if there's still things unbroken in the room, and no red on the wall, no temper tantrum.

I actually think Beck should do this. You see, these radio shows are meant to make people emotional, to not think. Newspapers cannot do this, as the printed word is easier to examine.

[MDinOK]

Nah, he didn't lose his temper. He just enjoys entertaining the public.

[Swedishgal]

Yes ma'am, we can only hope it'll be the Socialist Republic of the Divided States of America. Your too funny.

[mollymac]

go to the rightwing blogs.

[Michelle Sabrosky]

Why preach to the Choir?

[martyfrancom]

I LOVE THIS GUY ... WHAT A HOOT.

[Nina28]

Did he pop a bung hole or what?

[almchrl1]

Now he can have 2 boyfriends.

[phlashba]

1:58 was all I could take. He's such an angry closet QUEEN.

[WATCHDOG1]

I realized that Glenn Beck was a loon the first time I listened to him, but maybe I didn't think he was this far off the edge of sanity. You have to hand it to FOX... They are alway unfair and totally off balance.

[Fabulousyogi]

This guy is a total joke. lol

[Afolabi70]

The caller's mistake is she tried to reason with an irrational lunatic. It is evident that FOX News and the other right wing noise machines do not care about facts or logic. They believe that if you keep yelling lies people will eventually believe them, and many Americans did for a long time, but the scales are finally falling from their eyes.

But even Americans are not dumb enough to believe that we have the a decent health care system.

[donnybrkgr]

Hey Mr Beck-my friend just took her daughter to South Africa for an operation that they couldnt get in this country.

[Swedishgal]

Apparently that's becoming more common. Common enough that insurance companies were considering covering medical tourism because it's cheaper that it is here in the U.S.

[reverence]

Glen Beck is a so called "recovering addict" by his own admission. However, all of his behaviors and the way he twists facts indicates that he is not in what is known as a "good recovery" in the world of treatment and those who are in a "good recovery". He is clearly not working his program. Just like Rush Limbaugh, who is also not working his program. Their programs and the attention they recieve feeds the beast as they say. Make no mistatke addiction is addiction and it comes in many ways.

[aero56]

Right. I was going to say, he is morphing into Rush Limbaugh!! OMG..........this man is a lunatic.

[mollymac]

You are so right on.

[gloriousbeing]

At approximately the 3:31 mark, he sounds EXACTLY like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Hysterical if he wasn't so dangerous!

[efffox]

I love it! "Get off my phone" by Glenn Beck is my new ringtone - it's HILARIOUS!

[coastalcarla]

lol!

[DarkWitch]

Wow, that dude is wound pretty tight. Someone ought to look at his pharmacopia. He's got to be on something.

[Human-Being]

Did anyone call 911? Beck is on the verge...