Christopher Hitchens' Plan To Serenade Graydon Carter In "Seductively Tight, Beaded Sheath Dress" Foiled


First Posted: 07-16-09 08:45 AM   |   Updated: 08-16-09 05:12 AM

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A few inspired staffers had called in a seductively tight, beaded sheath dress for a mystery staffer to do a kind of "Happy Birthday Mr. President" number for the celebrating editor in chief. "We called in the dress for Christopher Hitchens," lamented a Vanity Fair spokeswoman, "but alas it didn't fit."

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A few inspired staffers had called in a seductively tight, beaded sheath dress for a mystery staffer to do a kind of "Happy Birthday Mr. President" number for the celebrating editor in chief. "We call...
A few inspired staffers had called in a seductively tight, beaded sheath dress for a mystery staffer to do a kind of "Happy Birthday Mr. President" number for the celebrating editor in chief. "We call...
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- Mannock I'm a Fan of Mannock 23 fans permalink
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Why does the right have so many sissies?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:36 PM on 07/18/2009
- nogimmicks I'm a Fan of nogimmicks 31 fans permalink

It seems that he started drinking again..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:20 PM on 07/18/2009
- AurigaRa I'm a Fan of AurigaRa 27 fans permalink

wow, Carter looks a lot older and fatter than he did in his picture in last months' VF.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:45 AM on 07/18/2009

You've got to be kidding me????!!!!! Now Dr. Arnold Klein's lover (yes, MJ's doc) has come forward about the artificial insemination issue.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:28 AM on 07/18/2009
- tattuchu I'm a Fan of tattuchu 5 fans permalink
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I love Hitch, but he's not especially pleasant to look at. He looks uncomfortable in his own skin. He'd be a handsome fellow, I think, if he could manage to lose a few stone.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:03 AM on 07/18/2009
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Separated at birth?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:03 PM on 07/17/2009
- Bulbul I'm a Fan of Bulbul 46 fans permalink
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Both are disgustingly gross.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 PM on 07/17/2009
- jade7243 I'm a Fan of jade7243 136 fans permalink

Hitchens and Carter: separated at birth?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:03 PM on 07/16/2009
- slobone I'm a Fan of slobone 6 fans permalink

I doubt very much there ever was any such "plan". Once again a misleading Huffpo headline suckered me into wasting 5 minutes of my life...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:31 PM on 07/16/2009
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I have said this before:

Graydon Carter looks like what Marilyn Monroe would have looked like had she lived.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:16 PM on 07/16/2009
- JShankel I'm a Fan of JShankel 126 fans permalink
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Well, Hitch, I think you may have stumbled across something besides religion that poisons everything.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:42 PM on 07/16/2009
- Hirnlego I'm a Fan of Hirnlego 119 fans permalink
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Hah hah. hitchens certainly has humor..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:29 PM on 07/16/2009
- DCSuburb I'm a Fan of DCSuburb 5 fans permalink

Good. Cuz that's enough to make you wanna puke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:00 PM on 07/16/2009
- NickConrad I'm a Fan of NickConrad 17 fans permalink
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It would have most likely been pretty effective for Hitchens. "Still believe in god? WELL LOOK AT THIS!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:14 PM on 07/16/2009
- BlackJAC I'm a Fan of BlackJAC 75 fans permalink
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Considering Graydon Carter's sense of humor seems to have died with SPY Magazine, I'm not surprised.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 PM on 07/16/2009
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