Franken's First Time Around: Comedian-Turned-Senator Questioned "Clarence Thomas" In 1991 SNL Sketch (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 07-16-09 02:46 PM   |   Updated: 08-16-09 05:12 AM

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Franken As Paul Simon

This isn't Al Franken's first Supreme Court confirmation hearing. In 1991 he appeared in an opening sketch on "Saturday Night Live" that mocked Clarence Thomas's appointment process and those involved. It featured Tim Meadows as Thomas and Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Chris Farley and Franken as his questioners.

Suffice to say Franken was a lot more ridiculous the first time around. He played the perpetually bow-tie-clad senator from the great state of Illinois, Paul Simon, and spent the majority of his time asking Clarence Thomas how to get a date:

Sen. Paul Simon: Um, Judge? Judge Thomas? Judge Thomas, are you aware of that, uh, division of our government known as the, uh, Criminal Justice, uh, Department?

Judge Clarence Thomas: Of course I am, Senator!

Sen. Paul Simon: Well, you know when you walk in the main entrance of the Criminal Justice Building.. there's this receptionist with short brown hair?

Judge Clarence Thomas: The, uh.. one at the third desk on the left?

Sen. Paul Simon: No, no. The one at the big, circular desk, uh.. right there in the center there.

Judge Clarence Thomas: Oh, yes - Sandy.

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Sen. Paul Simon: Yes. Sandy. Um.. do you think that she'd go out with me?

Judge Clarence Thomas: Well, Senator Simon, not knowing your technique, I feel that it would be unfair for me to prejudge your chances with her.

Sen. Paul Simon: Uh-huh. Uh.. you think it's the bow tie, then?

Sen. Joseph Biden: Senator Simon. Please.

Sen. Paul Simon: Women just don't seem to like the bow tie, do they?

Sen. Joseph Biden: Senator Simon. Please!

Sen. Paul Simon: Uh, sorry. Sorry.


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This isn't Al Franken's first Supreme Court confirmation hearing. In 1991 he appeared in an opening sketch on "Saturday Night Live" that mocked Clarence Thomas's appointment process and those involved...
This isn't Al Franken's first Supreme Court confirmation hearing. In 1991 he appeared in an opening sketch on "Saturday Night Live" that mocked Clarence Thomas's appointment process and those involved...
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That is hilarious. Too bad Franken wasnt around to question CT then. Maybe now that he's an actual legislator and not just playing one on tv.....well, one can only hope.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:42 PM on 07/20/2009
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Stuart Little, you cute little mouse, please accept my apologies for calling one of Al Frankenstein's dysfunctional characters by your name - I believe, if memory serves - it was Stuart Smalley- who is the alter ego of the new Senator Al Frankenstein. To my way of thinking, he is the living embodiment of a liberal crying for compassion for the world - as long as it doesn't come out of their pockets.

Al Franken joined Al Anon, an organization for family members living with an alcoholic. As a child growing up in such a family, I can tell you it is a nightmare. But good compassionate Al went to the Al Anon meetings, sucked up their pain, went home popped some popcorn and created the character of a non therapist trying to help others - not unlike being a not so intelligent and totally lacking in moral fiber character and calling himself a U.S. Senator.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 PM on 07/17/2009
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Lots of butthurt you got there.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:13 AM on 07/18/2009
- farmgirl10 I'm a Fan of farmgirl10 5 fans permalink

Did you ever listen to Al's show on Air America? He is an incredibly well informed and thoughtful analyst of the political landscape in this country. Unlike the vast majority of the Senate.... and don't even talk about the House. Why is compassion a dirty word for your ilk?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:45 PM on 07/19/2009
- derekc06 I'm a Fan of derekc06 25 fans permalink
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These embedded NBC videos never work for me...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:35 PM on 07/17/2009
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I laughed hysterically at this piece. Yes, SNL used to be funny (I've seemed to have forgotten this). I'd place Phil Hartman in the top three, as far as the best cast members in the show's entire history after Belushi - 1st, and Murray 2nd.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:42 PM on 07/17/2009

Al Franken did an excellent job in his debut at the Sotomayor confirmation hearings. I particularly enjoyed the back-and-forth concerning the judge's girlhood passion for the Perry Mason TV series. Bill O'Reilly must be apoplectic. You go on, Al!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:48 AM on 07/17/2009
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Phil Hartman - I miss you! Great sketch...some real SNL heavyweights.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:44 AM on 07/17/2009
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I miss you too, Tommy Boy!

Franken....awesome!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:47 AM on 07/17/2009

Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey - 3 of the best, and funniest, SNL cast members ever. I can't even watch the show any more - seriously unfunny. Bill Murray, Mike Myers, Dan Akroyd, and Gilda Radner had some really funny moments too.

Carvey can not seem to get it together these days however.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:03 AM on 07/17/2009
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Hey, a so called comedian in the Senate. Considering we have a "Joke of an Administration" in the White House, seems fitting!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:18 AM on 07/17/2009
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If you think this admin's a joke, you should have stayed sober the previous 8 years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:34 AM on 07/17/2009

Kids.......always looking for attention.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:37 AM on 07/17/2009
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Pretty much what I was thinking.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:11 PM on 07/17/2009

I'd vote for Jon Stewart instead of Sarah Palin any day of the week.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:39 AM on 07/17/2009
- huffingt I'm a Fan of huffingt 83 fans permalink

a joker knows one!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:06 AM on 07/17/2009
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I think the joke is on you. It seems that you missed the last 8 years. A President that could not speak in complete sentences or think critically about complex political issues.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:54 AM on 07/17/2009
- truesteam I'm a Fan of truesteam 26 fans permalink

Chris Farley.... he is missed.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:48 AM on 07/17/2009
- Classof89 I'm a Fan of Classof89 25 fans permalink
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Back when SNL was worth looking forward to watching. I was in college then, and remember this skit very well. Miss Phil Hartman dearly. I had forgotten about Franken's Sen. Paul Simon bit and "the bow-tie". That always cracked me up. And LOL at Chris Rock, looking like some cheap imitation of Rick James.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:43 AM on 07/17/2009
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Dana Carvey MAKES this video!!!!! And poor Phil Hartman. I still miss him!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:03 AM on 07/17/2009
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Brilliant! Those were the days! It's unfortunate that the people who mock the idea of Al Franken as a senator do not know that comedians are by and large intellectually superior to the average American and especially the average politician.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:52 AM on 07/17/2009
- T4Obama I'm a Fan of T4Obama 51 fans permalink
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Broad generalizations such as "comedians are by and large intellectually superior" are a bad idea because there are always multiple exceptions to the rule. I cite Andrew "Dice" Clay, Paul Ruebens, and Bobcat Goldthwait as evidence to my previous statement. Ruebens would have made a perfect GOPer, though. I have a feeling he and Larry Craig would have been fast friends.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:57 AM on 07/17/2009
- PW1206 I'm a Fan of PW1206 8 fans permalink
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Hey, Bobcat's turned himself into a pretty good comedy director these days. Haven't seen the trailer for "World's Greatest Dad" yet? He's managed to get Robin Williams to perform again instead of sleepwalk.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:28 AM on 07/17/2009
- Ronju01 I'm a Fan of Ronju01 11 fans permalink
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He's already my favorite senator.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:45 AM on 07/17/2009
- redsox09 I'm a Fan of redsox09 4 fans permalink
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Mine too!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:42 AM on 07/17/2009
- BushBites I'm a Fan of BushBites 33 fans permalink

Ha!

I remember that Long Dong Silver part.

He was Clarence Thomas' favorite actor.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:58 AM on 07/17/2009
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I believe Al Franken will make a wonderful senator because:

He's good enough;

He's smart enough; and

By golly, people like him.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:22 AM on 07/17/2009
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Congrats. You are the 1,000,000th person to make that joke.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:17 AM on 07/17/2009
- T4Obama I'm a Fan of T4Obama 51 fans permalink
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And, sadly, made it wrong. It's "gosh darn it, people like me".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:59 AM on 07/17/2009
- ibivi I'm a Fan of ibivi 12 fans permalink
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OK everybody. That was 18 years ago! Franken worked hard to be elected as a senator. He knows his stuff. He may be funny but he's not in the senate to clown around.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:45 AM on 07/17/2009
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