Glenn Beck Radio Freakout Remixed Into Heavy Metal Song About Vampires

So, did you read about that time that Glenn Beck got a TEENSY BIT PIQUED at a lady who called in to his radio show, forcing him to go to his screechy place, emitting noises that would tear the ears of canines asunder, while he wailed about how she should "get off his phone?" I bet you thought that no good would come of that. WELL, SHAME ON YOU! Because something good did come it, something great, actually! Of course, I am referring to the heavy metal remix of those sounds that has been produced by Trevor Cushman, on the YouTubes. Hooray!

See, now that is something that I think everyone can enjoy, even Glenn, who should consider using this as bumper music on his teevee and radio shows. Plus, it's about vampires, too! PRETTY CAGEY, TREVOR. Vampires are so hot right now! Plus I get to tag this entry with the word "Twilight," which is great for the search engine optimization.

In that way, Glenn Beck's on-air freakout has become The Giving Tree. Let us rejoice.

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Comments

[mlaiuppa]

That's hilarious.

They should do that each time this guy goes off the deep end.

It's about the only way to handle the right wing whackos.

[garyc4]

Honestly, why would any conservative be attracted to this guy? I never particularly liked Wm. F. Buckley, Pat Buchanan, or George Will, but I never thought they were s.t.u.p.i.d. I don't have cable in my home and don't want it, but the first time I saw Beck on CNN a few years ago, I was really dumbfounded that this guy could get an audience. The death of Walter Cronkite reminds me of how low TV journalism has sunk.

[DGarr]

So very true.

[Freenation]

can we remove this stu.pid story from the front page...

[Lovetaxs]

No we need to keep these people on the spat light unless you feel sorry for the guy that people will talk about him saying things to energyze the crazies of the Country..personally i like all of them to be on the internate 24/7-

[GrandGuignol]

What a clown.

[ChristopherAtom]

Brilliant!

[Frederic]

I think humor and satire are the best means to debunk the crap that falls out of these people's face. Good work!

[GhostofBillHicks]

HeHe!! Agreed

[averygard]

This. freakin'. rocks. Glenn Beck needs to team up with some deserving hardcore band. (Yeah, that'll happen..)

[Rutabaga]

OMG, that brought the funny in a major way!

Points off for highlighting that Twilight poo and showing no love for True Blood, though.

[Driver125]

So....Has Glenn checked in for any treatment yet?

[timbonotes]

untreatable by normal means.....well, where is Dr Kevorkian?

[nomadrdw]

there is no cure for stupidity

[Steamboater]

Yes he did and they threw him out. Some cases are just hopeless.

[jan4insight]

That is priceless! (And thanks for the tip about tagging with "twilight" - always looking for ways to enhance sites SEO ranking, heh heh)

[Jesse Kelly 1]

Catchy!

[Daniel Torluemke]

Are there really millions of fans who take this guy serious?

[themeeg]

And while you're at it:

Get Off My Lawn!!!

[ozwald888]

EXCELLENT!!!

The video IS beck!!

[Coltrane1234]

Okay Mormon.