Glenn Beck Radio Freakout Remixed Into Heavy Metal Song About Vampires

So, did you read about that time that Glenn Beck got a TEENSY BIT PIQUED at a lady who called in to his radio show, forcing him to go to his screechy place, emitting noises that would tear the ears of canines asunder, while he wailed about how she should "get off his phone?" I bet you thought that no good would come of that. WELL, SHAME ON YOU! Because something good did come it, something great, actually! Of course, I am referring to the heavy metal remix of those sounds that has been produced by Trevor Cushman, on the YouTubes. Hooray!

See, now that is something that I think everyone can enjoy, even Glenn, who should consider using this as bumper music on his teevee and radio shows. Plus, it's about vampires, too! PRETTY CAGEY, TREVOR. Vampires are so hot right now! Plus I get to tag this entry with the word "Twilight," which is great for the search engine optimization.

In that way, Glenn Beck's on-air freakout has become The Giving Tree. Let us rejoice.

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Comments

[EngineerBill]

Yeah lets use this song to play us out... what? F@#$ IT WILL DO IT LIVE!!!

[MGhamma]

I think beckheads are even stupider than dittoborgs. Quite a feat!

[TheEmptinessOfTruthiness]

well they are closely related, what with their moms and dads generally being brother and sister

[lizr]

ROFLLL

[Nestor92]

Can't wait to hear the remix with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

[SemperVeritas]

Something with a loofah theme, perhaps?

[SMolloy]

Not sure if this has been posted already, but apparently there is a dance remix as well.

http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/07/glenn-beck-get-off-my-phone-you-pinhead.html

[Madmac]

I wonder how it would sound with Auto Tune?

[Agent420]

I don't know, I'll give it a try.

[wdw505]

it will not resonant like howard dean's sound effects did.....

[Sherri Tunis]

A total riot!

[nailinpalinnow]

I liked this, but, "heavy metal"? C'mon, whoever wrote that headline needs to check in with their grandkids - ever heard of surf punk or horrorpunk?

[Pyfagorus]

Older folks understandably have trouble dealing with today's surfeit of popular music genres.

[nailinpalinnow]

Well surfpunk and horrorpunk were from the 70s and 80s...

[Big0725]

That's what I was thinking, and then I saw Grampa Munster and I thought it was 1966.

[maninla]

OMG...ther­e may still be hope for rock and roll.

[jjgg5]

Ms. Beck is a very poorly trained actress.

[Bulbul]

You mean, there is a woman married to this loser, and putting up with ??

[Pyfagorus]

That's not what he meant.

[SMolloy]

Ms. Beck = Mr. Beck

[bluecrow78]

Glenn Beck has seen the video! He twittered what he thought:

http://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/2697526383

[Pinky2]

I think Mr. Beck is incorrect; the author of this little ditty doesn't hate him; he worships teh comedic ground he walks on. man, is he dense.

oh

[jennytaylia]

Friken BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[newleaf]

pretty good - it was funny until I remembered that was from an actual conversation, not made up stuff. I'd love the Get off my Phone ringtone suggested in an earlier post.

[northstar11]

the pics capture the essence of the man

[Economike]

You people who like to be critical of this journalist are forgetting his incredible value as a laughingstock.

[bigsexyshaq]

Let's face it, the guy is undeniably popular on the right. He's the fourth biggest thing to O'Reilly, Hannity and Rush. He is not made fun of because he's effeminate and cries a lot, but because he wants you to believe he is more of a man like Rush. This guy has nothing of value to contribute to society, not even if he goes into comedy, except for the prospect of some good satire.

[seekanddestroy]

True....LO­L......