Glenn Beck Radio Freakout Remixed Into Heavy Metal Song About Vampires

So, did you read about that time that Glenn Beck got a TEENSY BIT PIQUED at a lady who called in to his radio show, forcing him to go to his screechy place, emitting noises that would tear the ears of canines asunder, while he wailed about how she should "get off his phone?" I bet you thought that no good would come of that. WELL, SHAME ON YOU! Because something good did come it, something great, actually! Of course, I am referring to the heavy metal remix of those sounds that has been produced by Trevor Cushman, on the YouTubes. Hooray!

See, now that is something that I think everyone can enjoy, even Glenn, who should consider using this as bumper music on his teevee and radio shows. Plus, it's about vampires, too! PRETTY CAGEY, TREVOR. Vampires are so hot right now! Plus I get to tag this entry with the word "Twilight," which is great for the search engine optimization.

In that way, Glenn Beck's on-air freakout has become The Giving Tree. Let us rejoice.

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Comments

[colariz]

This is good, but it's no Christian Bale freakout mix.

[voteforlove]

True. But I'd much rather laugh at Beck.

[bigsexyshaq]

The strange thing about Beck's crying and tantrums, is that he is a very masculinized person. The tantrums always seem out of character and strange. Rather than being in touch with his feminine side, or something that is actually healthy, he is expressing murderous rage at his feminine side.

[Economike]

Rosie O'Donnell comes across as being more masculine than this jellyfish.

[bigsexyshaq]

Rosie O'Donnell has the ability to feel things that don't relate directly to her. So therefore, Glenn Beck is still way more masculine.

[bigsexyshaq]

It's possible Glenn Beck has the very worst of both men and women.

[wdw505]

of course it does seem that way she only has the butch look going on.....she has nothing else

[lilphucker]

"Heavy Metal"?. Not at all. But very good, if not rockin', reagrardless of classification. So why show your musical ignorance by labeling it as such?

[bigsexyshaq]

Come on, at least there were real instruments. Most parody music doesn't even have that.

[Economike]

Doesn't sound like real drums.

[Salvadore69]

Al Yankovich has it all. Beck should be glad that Wierd Al doesn't have him in his material.

[lazywhiteamerican]

I think your confusion may be that you are concentrating on the guitar and ignoring the vocal.

[Tommygun264]

Reminded me more of the B-52's.

[DaCommish]

Someone should sample out the "Get off my phone" refrain and post it as a ringtone.

[bigsexyshaq]

If a conservative hears it in public, they may start a physical fight. I wouldn't do it.

[Economike]

That might be fun

[BlackJAC]

Didn't they already do that with Billo's "We'll Do It Live!" freakout?

[Razorgeist]

Bloody brilliant!

[zachizzle]

That is the funniest thing I've seen in forever. Great job!

[SharonaMonk]

Oh Em GEE! That was HILARIOUS.

[mitchieone]

Oh, yah. You jerks just want to assail Beck because he's against your big government, nanny state, lazy man's utopia view. He's not "left"or "right." But, of course, the far left always tries to destroy people on a personal level. So I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[Salvadore69]

We just want to help the poor little man find some inner peace and be happy in the world. After all, we all have a responsibility to help lost souls.

[bigsexyshaq]

But like always, the nutcase resists, and the longer they resist, the longer they'll be required to stay in the hospital. It's going to be a tough year for Glenn Beck.

[roshni]

He's just NUTS. That's the point.

[Economike]

Ha Ha Ha Ha .......... Ha Ha Ha Ha ..... Heh heh ...

[BlackJAC]

You gops created a brand new Cabinet-level department of government and three brand new law enforcement agencies just a scant seven years ago. Where was Glenn Beck's outrage then?

Oh, that's right: it's not big-government nanny-state lazy-man's utopia when you gops do it. No, when you gops do it, it's called "loving and defending America."

[HekmabaJuzimax]

I like the stick figure at the end of the video. Reminded me of a police state.

[bigsexyshaq]

What will Glenn Beck's response be when the remix video eventually comes to him?

[gemzenith]

GET OFF MY PHONE!lol I love the interwebs!

[bigsexyshaq]

There's a good point you make, that before the internet, something like this would never take off.

[bigsexyshaq]

AMAZING stuff. I didn't think it would be good, but it really was. Very impressive.

[pwilliams54]

Loved this. Laughed til I cried!. My 9 year old son said that he sounds like a cartoon character. Out of the mouths of babes.

[bigsexyshaq]

Glenn Beck would fit perfectly on Ren & Stimpy.

[dveeant]

I bet he would hate circus migets too!

[BlackJAC]

"Gentlemen, start your embolisms!"

[fedupinfla]

Beck's wife needs to step up to the plate & have his a$$ committed ASAP. No sane person acts the way he does.

[bigsexyshaq]

I was in a mental hospital for a short period of time and got out much healthier. It's nothing for him to be ashamed of. He clearly has some problems.

[Salvadore69]

If nothing else, he can gain a greater insight into the product array that Big Pharm has out there. I've always loved the write ups on these things, "We don't really know what this drug does within the body, but it does seem to have an effect that helps many for certain problems".

[joetherealist]

I have to respectfully disagree here. I think he's riffing Howard Beale from Network. The only thing insane about Beck is how insanely rich he is getting from acting like a clown. He still makes me angry, though.

[SuesW]

omg - that's classic