Glenn Beck Radio Freakout Remixed Into Heavy Metal Song About Vampires

So, did you read about that time that Glenn Beck got a TEENSY BIT PIQUED at a lady who called in to his radio show, forcing him to go to his screechy place, emitting noises that would tear the ears of canines asunder, while he wailed about how she should "get off his phone?" I bet you thought that no good would come of that. WELL, SHAME ON YOU! Because something good did come it, something great, actually! Of course, I am referring to the heavy metal remix of those sounds that has been produced by Trevor Cushman, on the YouTubes. Hooray!

See, now that is something that I think everyone can enjoy, even Glenn, who should consider using this as bumper music on his teevee and radio shows. Plus, it's about vampires, too! PRETTY CAGEY, TREVOR. Vampires are so hot right now! Plus I get to tag this entry with the word "Twilight," which is great for the search engine optimization.

In that way, Glenn Beck's on-air freakout has become The Giving Tree. Let us rejoice.

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Comments

[Subversive]

I am forever grateful to FOX for hiring Mr. Beck and reigning him in. He was way too "out there" when he was on CNN. At last, the "real" Glenn Beck can come shining through at FOX.

[aurora19]

I want that for my ringtone

[truenortherner]

Oh, great comment ... me too.
Fanned

[DarkWitch]

me three

[BillLaimbeer]

Good call!
(pun intended)

[WilliamProc]

Needs more cowbell!

[lecraftygirl]

LOL. more cowbell!

[CherrySpring]

Hehehe.

[Tyler-Durden]

I LOVE IT!

[kdlaiusa]

This is more punk than metal.

[lecraftygirl]

more like punk @$$!

[Cybesq]

Punk music for a punk

[Economike]

Drum machines are not welcome in Punk. More like new wave or art rock or whatever.

[psyamesekat]

I wouldn't really call this metal... get your genres straight!

[rigmoten]

Hmmm... Brilliant!

Get off my plane!

[GrainneKathleen]

you always make me laugh, Jason. this was priceless!

[marc1antony]

Thanks for the image Jason, I'll be having nightmares of that freak freaking for years.

[Ohioan730]

LOL! Sounded more punk than metal. Funny.

[sisterdebmac]

That's fantastic! Hope KO gets hold of it.

[ignoranceequalsfear]

I have people in my family that LOVE Glenn Beck.

Tragic.

[Freesia2]

I'm so sorry. (I do too - but they live far away and I'm keeping it that way.)

Therapy maybe?

[RockiesRiter]

Me too! How about forming a Family of Beckheads Support Group?

[GrainneKathleen]

must make for very interesting holiday dinner conversati­ons...

[Freesia2]

Lord have mercy. You have no idea til you've actually sat and eaten turkey with the FOX crowd. My family tends to stay off politics by mutual agreement, but it aways sneaks in there, simply by virtue of the fact that you can't just keep talking about the weather. And if it rains and you're stuck inside....­......

[sonoffestus]

If you ever get national health care you may be able to get them the help they need.
Good luck!

[roshni]

I do too - my condolences.

[Skylarstar]

Beck -- a credit to his gender. Is he suffering from priviledged white male derangement syndrome?

[JDoorjam]

Whoa there. Neither his race nor his gender made him a crazy person. Crazy transcends race and gender.

[Mannock]

What gender is that?

[Freesia2]

Hazzah!

By the way, that picture. He looks like he needs a clean ditie and his baba. Is he teething?

[MetalPhil]

Cool, but so not heavy metal.