Welcome everyone to Monday's Late Night Round-Up! It's quite an eclectic mix of jokes today, which just how we like it.
Of course there are Moon walking jokes; yesterday was the anniversary after all. They involve designated drivers and the, when you think about it, pretty boring stuff that we did up there once we actually landed on the Moon. As Stewart notes, we left the Moon basically looking like a meth-head's front yard. I think that counts as a few steps back for mankind.
Leave it to Colbert discover the story where taekwondo, New Zealand and sex all cross paths.
Conan ragged on Harry Potter fans again. His wand mimicking is extremely on point. I think.
A man received a sign from God when an Oscar Meyer Weiner truck crashed through his house. You'll have to guess what kind of sign he was praying for. Or you can just watch the Round-Up.
Also, Paula Abdul. Need we say more? We don't think so.
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