08/21/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Best Moments Of The Sotomayor Hearings: Wise Latina Lines, Banal Baseball Metaphors, And Crack! (VIDEO)

So what does it take to become a Supreme Court justice in this fair nation of ours? After combing through hours and hours of footage from last week's congressional hearings, we found you need to know a hell of a lot about baseball, Perry Mason, aaand it wouldn't hurt to know how to wield a nunchuck (but who doesn't). All in all we learned less about Sotomayor than we did about her questioners, but that's better for us here on the comedy page.


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